Dick Measuring Contest 1/1 - Oz: Beecher/Keller

[drsquidlove]

Dick Measuring Contest
by Dr Squidlove
drsquidlove@livejournal.com

Vern's crazy old prag Beecher is hosting a dick-measuring contest. Keller isn't stupid enough to get involved. ...Nah, of course he is!

Written for vanillalime's fantastic prompt 'dick measuring contest' for the party in the dress factory in oz_magi 2015. (I'm amazed this prompt didn't get fifty

Comments

[vanillalime]

Feedback makes Chris's dick grow bigger.

Hee! In that case, I'll try to leave a comment as long as Toby's tongue!

This was AWESOME. And I am tickled pink by the fact that we both had wishes with prompts that focused on the length of Chris's dick. Great minds think alike! :D

Actually, my original idea for a prompt was "pissing contest," as in one guy trying to out-do the other, but I was worried that someone would take it literally (because, ewww). That's when I remembered the alternate "dick measuring contest" instead, and then I was worried that someone would NOT take it literally. LOL (But really, either way was good.)

Oh, manly Ryan. I love you and your non-gay ways so much.

I LOVED the nursery rhyme here, but this...

Beecher brandished the ruler like it was his own dick, stroking it for the crowd.... is what really made it shine, because the crystal-clear image that it inspired was perfect for crazy!Toby

[drsquidlove]

vanillalime!

I am tickled that we both had wishes focused on the length of Chris's dick, and then we both answered each other's.

It's probably good that you revised your wording, because I definitely would have taken pissing contest literally.

Crazy!Beecher was much more fun to write than I expected. I'll bet that crazy would be fun in the bedroom/pod, too. Maybe enough to scare Chris and then drive him wild.

I feel that far too little time is spent rubbing salt in Robson's wound. He should be humiliated at every opportunity.

When you think about it, Chris can be surprisingly good at burying his ego, for someone who is so egotistical. He (almost) completely sheds it when he's chasing Toby's forgiveness for breaking his arms, publicly debasing himself in front of all Em City. He has no shame for Bonnie, where other guys might.

No worries! I think I've only just finished reading all the magi treats. Thank you so much for the fab prompt, and the wonderful Toby-tongue-length feedback!

S.

[mulder200]

LOL! That was fabulous! Plus, how could anyone resist a dick measuring cones? Yummy!

[drsquidlove]

I know, right? I feel dick measuring contests might become my new standard fic, for every fandom I land in.

Thank you mulder!

S.

[macaroncey]

I'm bit worry for Toby's ass and i'm not sure that i should leave a feedback, for his safety, but this story (like the prompt that was one of my fav) is awesome.
I like how you write Toby as Crazy Beecher but not only crazy but funny and smart too. When i read his lines i see the lawyer.
And i loved the rest of the characters, this fic is like a play where all the actors play their role perfectly.
And you write a perfect ending, because Keller always makes mistakes when Toby is near to him, sometime good mistakes. In a sort of way that reminds me the last part of season 2.

[drsquidlove]

No, it's okay, Toby likes it like that...

Such a fun prompt! Can't believe no one's thought of it before. Thank goodness for vanillalime.

Thank you! It was fun trying to get the characters with a line or two. I really don't think I could write a big part for Adebisi or Robson well, but I could give them a line or two. (Especially not-a-fag O'Reilly.)

Yeah, this might have been a mistake for Chris... but it will be a very, very fun mistake. :-D

Thank you so much macaroncey!

S.