My Annual Moment of Gender Identity Crisis

[drstrangepork]

At the request of my beloved A., I give you this year's Moment of Gender Identity Crisis.  Something like this really does happen almost annually.  Today's episode:

When Asking Directions, It's a 50/50 Chance

(Congress Ave., exterior, day.  This sunny, snow covered day in downtown Portland, Maine, our intrepid Dr. Strangepork  proceeds on his now

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[ecdysiasm]

I've often said that trans men and trans women should set up some sort of boobies-for-weenies exchange, and once I've got that running, I'd be happy to get you in under our pilot facial-foliage exchange program. Heck, I've probably got three beards going here, and you can have 'em all!