I HATE CHRISTIANS!!!

[drterwilliker]

Jesus fucking Christ, this is why I hate my sister. She sent this to everyone in her address book:

Hello friends-

God has given me the chance to play a few more shows, and I wanted to invite you.

Both shows are free; please just buy something to support the coffee shops. THANK YOU EVERYONE WHO CONTRIBUTED TO THE C.D. FUND LAST TIME! WE COLLECTED $

Comments

[_dayinthelife_]

omg this made me laugh so hard, particularly the part about thirsty concert goers.

[drterwilliker]

"God might want you to just love on them :)"
What does that even MEAN? Are non-Christians homeless little chihuahuas all of a sudden? "PLEASE LOVE ON ME!!!!"

[cabledeuphoria]

That really creeped me out.

Post it on your lawn for Halloween.