This kinda made me feel good.
10 reasons to love your curves (swiped from zonker25):
1. You can wear blue jeans the way God intended: Filled out.
2. You never need to show your thong to get people to notice your precious ass-ets!
3. The truth: Men love women who eat fried food.
4. Love handles are for your enjoyment. You know why you have them, and you love it when they get used. Otherwise, why have them at all?
5. Love handles are also for his protection. Your hips are so powerful, he might fall off and get hurt without something to hold onto.
6. Your underwear does not come with its own bodyparts. You don’t need a Wonder-bra because you’ve got a wonder-bod! Some women spend hundreds of dollars on panties with silicone butt cheekcs, girdles with thigh padding, bras filled with water and other strange things. They should simply read number 3.
7. You boldly defy the laws of physics. Only curvy girls can move from left to right and up and down at the same time when they walk.
8. Curves bring balance to the universe. Big boobs balance out a big heart, big hips balance out big desires, and big booty balances out, well, everything else.
9. Your curves got you noticed first on the playground and dance floor, and they will keep getting you noticed long after your skinny sisters stop being noticed at all.
10. No one will ever call you "bony", a term which should only be used exclusively to describe bad fried chicken.
1. You can wear blue jeans the way God intended: Filled out.
2. You never need to show your thong to get people to notice your precious ass-ets!
3. The truth: Men love women who eat fried food.
4. Love handles are for your enjoyment. You know why you have them, and you love it when they get used. Otherwise, why have them at all?
5. Love handles are also for his protection. Your hips are so powerful, he might fall off and get hurt without something to hold onto.
6. Your underwear does not come with its own bodyparts. You don’t need a Wonder-bra because you’ve got a wonder-bod! Some women spend hundreds of dollars on panties with silicone butt cheekcs, girdles with thigh padding, bras filled with water and other strange things. They should simply read number 3.
7. You boldly defy the laws of physics. Only curvy girls can move from left to right and up and down at the same time when they walk.
8. Curves bring balance to the universe. Big boobs balance out a big heart, big hips balance out big desires, and big booty balances out, well, everything else.
9. Your curves got you noticed first on the playground and dance floor, and they will keep getting you noticed long after your skinny sisters stop being noticed at all.
10. No one will ever call you "bony", a term which should only be used exclusively to describe bad fried chicken.