p.s: seriously...

[druebird]

I love my sister, but weddings weird me out. I hope to make it through today without:

• Punching my mother in the face.
• Forgetting the rings.
• Getting the giggles during the ceremony (I'm standing next to my sister for the whole service).
• Getting wasted BEFORE i have to make my ultra, super, important toast at the reception.
• Drunk dialing/texting all the

Comments

[dietcokehead]

you texted me faglord

[druebird]

yeah, you're probably right. did i say mean things?