It seems like yesterday...

[drugporn]

My Assumption:

Livejournal is like the highschool of the internet.

My Mission Statement:

I must become cool and accepted, so that I can fulfill my aspirations of being invited to the cool LiveJournal parties.

Self-WarningI cannot let them know this mission statement, or else they won't think my attempts to be cool are natural

Comments

<b>Dizzifulness</b>

[jennyeyesopen]

You're insane and that's a different kind of nifty.

Re: <b>Dizzifulness</b>

[drugporn]

I mentally channel my crazy around to render me crazy-awesome. Thank you for noticing and appreciating.

[tarterus]

Ahh, but it's too late - I already know your secret!

2nd reply

[drugporn]

I'm sorry, but clearly you aren't superficial enough to be considered LiveJournal-cool.

Also, you've already invited me to parties in the past. I feel no shame or need for acceptance, for you have already given it to me (and so easily!).

[slogworld]

IMPOSTER!!!

[drugporn]

I'm better looking.

[jennyeyesopen]

Not more so than me.

[drugporn]

If you really are better-looking than me (doubtful -- check out my stripes -- much more attractive than your bars), I may consider declaring you my first LiveJournal girlfriend. This will definately increase my LiveJournal coolness cred, and we'll be able to go to cool LiveJournal parties together.