New Drugporn™ Mission Statement

[drugporn]

I don't think I'd be satisfied being invited to a bunch of popular LiveJournal parties. My new ambition is to gently conquer* 1/7 of the world.

Who's with us?

* Conquer like a gentleman...

Comments

[the_watchmaker]

how does one 'gently' conquer? as in, conquer with gentleness, or as a gentleman? or is there a difference?

I shall conquer like a gentleman...

[drugporn]

I like the sound of "Conquer like a gentleman".
I'd like a female perspective on that idea.

The world is a subtley submissive place.

[jennyeyesopen]

I think "conquer like a gentleman" sounds lovely. It says "world domination with a sensative side" haha.

I want to help...either that or form a nudist colony made up of nothing but buddahists, pot heads, beatniks, hippis and industrial artists. Sound like a plan?

Re: The world is a subtley submissive place.

[drugporn]

"world domination with a sensative side"

Wonderful. It really balances a personality out well. Deep inside that's what women really want.

Drugporn™ - 1
Freud - 0

You can help, but keep your nudity under control!
(There's a time and place for everything)

Your homework assignment for the week is to compile 5 brief reasons for 1/7 of the world to subtly submit to Drugporn™. If you are early, you will get bonuses. If you are late, you're fired.

You are now the temp. Ministress of Propaganda.