there were three plastic surgeons playing golf. the first one says "i'm the best plastic surgeon in the world...this guy came in without two fingers on each hand, and i reconstructed them...he's now a grammy winning pianist." the next says "thats nothing....i had a lady come in without an arm, and after my surgery, she won a tennis grand slam!" the last one looks at them both and says "that ain't shit...i had a cowboy who lost his head to a train when riding a horse, and all i had to work with was a cowboy hat, the guy's body and the horses ass, and he's now the president of the united states!"
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