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rejects
434; g
yoochun/jaejoong
a peek into the lonely hearts club that is yoochun and jaejoong
i say we fuck 'em and give a go of it ourselves and see how they like it, yoochun shouts
oh god please just shut up, jaejoong mumbles
no, no i'm serious
we are so pathetic
i wonder what the fuckers are doing now
probably working out
hey, do you ever think that their mutual obsession with working out--
--is an extended metaphor for repressed sexuality?
yeah, shit, no one likes doing crunches that much
my head hurts so much
let's make out
like we haven't done that a billion times already, novelty's wearing off
no like when they come back
wow just like drunken bar whores, they'll really fall for us then
i know you take me for a complete idiot but listen i've got a plan we'll be this gorgeous tableau of manly aestheticism--
god i hate you so much
--when they walk in they'll be dazzled by the juxtaposition of our bodies, the slick sweat on my back--
why the fuck would you be on top
--because that's just the way the world works and then i'd turn my head ever so slightly as the door opens, raising one eyebrow being all like "oh you guys are home?" and then i'd possessively stick my tongue back down your throat--
this may be the stupidest thing i've ever entertained
--and then yunho would get jealous he'll come over and defend your honour by pulling you out from underneath me and then say baby, jaejoong, did he hurt you lemme make it all better and then he'll sex you up and then i'd be left in the room with junsu, my shirt off and i'll say you like what you see sexy? c'mon over here and i'll show you what a real workout is like and i'd sex him up
are you done
yeah, pretty brilliant huh
i've never been more ashamed to be associated with you in my entire life
hey, guys. whatcha been up to? junsu asks, coming in the door
nothing
nothing
are you drunk? yunho says behind him
no
never
okay then, we're gonna shower, see you guys later
stupid hot sweaty sexy bitches
fucking pinheads the both of them
y'know my plan would've totally worked
nowhere in this universe would that plan have worked
maybe if you believed in me a little more you wouldn't be so bitter
fine whatever, i'm going go jack off
can i come?
yeah sure, bring the beer
434; g
yoochun/jaejoong
a peek into the lonely hearts club that is yoochun and jaejoong
i say we fuck 'em and give a go of it ourselves and see how they like it, yoochun shouts
oh god please just shut up, jaejoong mumbles
no, no i'm serious
we are so pathetic
i wonder what the fuckers are doing now
probably working out
hey, do you ever think that their mutual obsession with working out--
--is an extended metaphor for repressed sexuality?
yeah, shit, no one likes doing crunches that much
my head hurts so much
let's make out
like we haven't done that a billion times already, novelty's wearing off
no like when they come back
wow just like drunken bar whores, they'll really fall for us then
i know you take me for a complete idiot but listen i've got a plan we'll be this gorgeous tableau of manly aestheticism--
god i hate you so much
--when they walk in they'll be dazzled by the juxtaposition of our bodies, the slick sweat on my back--
why the fuck would you be on top
--because that's just the way the world works and then i'd turn my head ever so slightly as the door opens, raising one eyebrow being all like "oh you guys are home?" and then i'd possessively stick my tongue back down your throat--
this may be the stupidest thing i've ever entertained
--and then yunho would get jealous he'll come over and defend your honour by pulling you out from underneath me and then say baby, jaejoong, did he hurt you lemme make it all better and then he'll sex you up and then i'd be left in the room with junsu, my shirt off and i'll say you like what you see sexy? c'mon over here and i'll show you what a real workout is like and i'd sex him up
are you done
yeah, pretty brilliant huh
i've never been more ashamed to be associated with you in my entire life
hey, guys. whatcha been up to? junsu asks, coming in the door
nothing
nothing
are you drunk? yunho says behind him
no
never
okay then, we're gonna shower, see you guys later
stupid hot sweaty sexy bitches
fucking pinheads the both of them
y'know my plan would've totally worked
nowhere in this universe would that plan have worked
maybe if you believed in me a little more you wouldn't be so bitter
fine whatever, i'm going go jack off
can i come?
yeah sure, bring the beer