here and there and distracted by shinies.

Mar 14, 2009 21:50


Insomnia blows.
It blows like a twink trying to hoover a middle aged banker into buying him a Mercedes.
In conversation with a friend earlier, I shared my musings that a herd of sock monkeys actually congregates around my bed at night to steal my sleep-vibes, but that's not a viable possibility for countless reasons:
First of all, my cats would ( Read more... )

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anguissette6 March 15 2009, 02:24:37 UTC
"It blows like a twink trying to hoover a middle aged banker into buying him a Mercedes."
LOVES.

Ugh! EEEW! To the bad transit behavior. My friend K and I once saw a homeless guy masturbating on the subway. He was just sitting there with his hand on his cock like it was goddamn NORMAL.
eew.

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drui_en March 15 2009, 21:22:56 UTC
...ew ew ew.
And people wonder why I get a little reclusive at times?

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robesandflesh March 15 2009, 03:38:30 UTC
I was in the whirlpool at the YMCA the other day...and this woman who was also in it was picking her toenails with her fingers then EATING THEM. Needless to say I got out of there very quickly.

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applebite March 15 2009, 05:57:07 UTC
I have seen people cutting their fingernails on the bus no less than four times in the past month or so. I just read this and then ran into the living room: "Honey! HONEY! Guess what! It CAN get worse! MUCH MUCH WORSE!"
*shudder* There needs to be some sort of public 'If you do it in your bathroom, don't do it on the TTC' campaign...which is quite tragic.

I was a total insomniac last week from the time change...averaging about two hours a night of the most fretful/fitful sleep ever. Blarg! It's sorta fixed itself now...hope it does for you, too! A lot of people lost it on the sleep front last week, I noticed.

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drui_en March 15 2009, 21:22:17 UTC
Blaaarrrgggh.
What is WRONG with these PEOPLE?? I mean, social propriety? hello?

Yeah, I was very much the same (along with fucking over my cycle by missing a pill and stuff), but it was all over the place. :( Slept 7 hours last night, which was nice.

Hope you're doing better, hon.
xo

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horizonline March 15 2009, 09:52:33 UTC
PPFffff .... "hoover." bwehehehhee ..

ok .. so. for christmas i buy you a flamethrower for the sock monkies.

no one needs a dumb-dom. Qualified dominants only.

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drui_en March 15 2009, 21:21:13 UTC
Thank you, sir.

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auraphage March 15 2009, 10:35:23 UTC

Oh Lana. You were made for grander worlds than this.

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drui_en March 15 2009, 21:13:56 UTC
*snivels and mewls*

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