Because these are actually really clever...
Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.
Circumvent (n.), the opening in the front of boxer shorts.
Coffee (n.), a person who is coughed upon.
Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.
Flatulence (n.) the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.
Frisbatarianism (n.), The belief that, when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck there.
Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.
Negligent (adj.) , describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightie.
Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish expressions.
Aaaaaand.... other than that? Life (meaning school) sucks. It sucks "like hell." Because hell also sucks. Or, at least, I'm going to assume it does. If someone would like to argue this statement, by all means, go for it.
I need coloured paper. Because I'm racist that way...?
Okay, must get back to really doing my Italian. Ha... ha.... haha....
Aloha.
~ Na