You'll be surprised to know that this isn't a troll.

[druidcub]

Taken from: http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/rnr/964514051.html (probably removed)

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[jaiser]

Hi. I followed a link on technocowboy's LJ to get here. Happy Birthday, btw!

This ad is freaking amazing! I cannot believe that this guy is shocke that his ad keeps getting pulled! I can't even begin to list the things that are just psycho... I would almost pity the tenant who rents this place, except that anyone stupid enough to consent to this crap pretty much deserves what they get.

It sounds like a prison, right down to the visitation, unannounced inspections/searches, exercise yard, and light out/on times.

[druidcub]

I, personally, howled for like a half hour.