You’ll probably get sweaters
Underwear and socks
But what you’d really like for christmas
Is a nice hard cock
You deserve a cute boy
Who’s horny and queer
To make the most out of christmas cheer

I wanna be your christmas present
I wanna be your christmas queer
I wanna be your cristmas present
Have a homo christmas this year

Don’t be miserable
Like morrissey
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BUFFY: I'm sorry ... you have to go through all of this.
TARA: You don't have to worry about me.
BUFFY: Everybody wants to help. [Tara looks at her] I don't even know if I'm ... here. I don't know what's going on. Never done this. (pauses) That's just an amazingly dumb thing to say. Obviously ... I've never done this before.
TARA: (softly) I have ( Read more... )

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" The good fuck"
You are 56 fuckable!

You're about as fuckable as most people, which is not bad. Actually, it's quite healthy! You know how to act and what's appropriate. You know when it's the time and place for what. And people can use that to see you erotically. It's no surprise that you can attract a good number of people. You're what they ( Read more... )

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