Collect stem-cells for FUN and PROFIT!!!!!!!!!!!!

[drunk_muffin]

All right, shut up and listen to me cause i'm talkin. I'd like to share with you all something that i can only call "a headfirst dive into a pile of rusty pipes and midgets holding grenades." I say it is such because they both end the same way; some clangs and clashes, a big explosion, and one sad little-person with tetanus. I guess i should start

Comments

[vividdevotchka]

what's neat about your writing is that i can hear you reading it aloud perfectly.

[kemicalreaction]

exactly.

i just had to read it aloud to my rooommate the best i could because i was laughing so hard at the intro that she asked me what the hell was wrong.

[lightswitch23]

I'm new here in Hell and I'm kinda lonely, so..ummm...my name is Esther. Be my friend?