Reasons I might look down on You, or think you less of a man.

Mar 16, 2009 15:00

You shave with an electric razor.

You can't drive stick.

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saltdawg March 17 2009, 03:09:38 UTC
What if the only time I shave it's been two weeks and I use a dog-clipper to take my face down?

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drunken_boatman March 17 2009, 15:32:29 UTC
There's a loophole for old-growth forest.

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jackshoegazer March 17 2009, 04:03:49 UTC
Whew, I'm safe.

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Lesser men wulfthorson March 17 2009, 13:14:58 UTC
Some might say that it is only girly-men who shave at all, if they don't have to shave for work.

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Re: Lesser men drunken_boatman March 17 2009, 15:46:05 UTC
A good point. There was a time when I sported the big beard. I think every man should let it go for a few months at least once in their life, to see what it looks like. That way, they can exude the quiet confidence that comes from knowing they can sport a questionably elected late 19th Century President beard.

They just choose not to.

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e_a_b March 21 2009, 19:48:29 UTC
I bet Ann Coulter shaves with an electric razor.

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lux_et_amor March 25 2009, 02:59:27 UTC
i drive a stick shift jeep wrangler when i drive in my dreams.
so i'm quite confident i can do it in real life.

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drunken_boatman April 27 2009, 07:14:50 UTC
That's what I drive in real life.

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