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[drunken_hedghog]

There is a sock in my bed and I am not sure from whence it came.

Comments

[togsos]

from Jesus?

[drunken_hedghog]

Ooh, mystical sock! Maybe I call sell it on eBay?

[togsos]

Surely if you wait for the appearance of the other sock you can claim it as the second coming and thus it will have added apocalyptic value

[drunken_hedghog]

Good point and good icon, too. Maybe if I get a second, I can point to it as a sign of The Rapture and make a mint doing the rounds of American talkshows?

[tourmaline1973]

Is it an ordinary sock or is it a Christmas stocking on the run or inadvertently released into the wild?

[drunken_hedghog]

It is an ordinary sock that appears to have secreted itself in the bed, for reasons unknown.

[7tree_hugger]

Is it clean?

[drunken_hedghog]

It does appear so. I'm wondering now if there is a portal between the tumble-dryer and my bed.

[7tree_hugger]

Perhaps the sock-eater is making a nest in your bed?

[drunken_hedghog]

Awww, cute! I wonder how I can lure it out. I can't exactly use socks because they're scattered everywhere already.

[karaokegal]

Better than a sock-puppet, no?

[drunken_hedghog]

Pfft. Sock-puppets have not bothered me to the best of my knowledge.