Remember that time I drank a fifth of Jager in one night? Damn, sometimes I am dumb.

I like to learn lessons the hard way. No I didn't puke but I believe I was drunk the next day.

Today has been slower than a fat kid leaving a candy store. It could be because this week is my first full week in like a month. Three day weekend coming up though.

someone took the jam out of my donut. how cowardly.

Well, they've blocked livejournal.com but not my site yet. Hopefully they wont block it. Wanks. If they do I will have no connection to people on the internets anymore. So, be seeing ya.

( Wooo Presents!! )

So what are your weekend plans, bitches? This year we are having home made cinnamon rolls on Christmas. Last year the breadmaker burned up so we couldn't. We are having rib roast for dinner. I am supposed to exchange gifts with Blake sometime and see Munich. I am going to watch the colts, a bunch of movies, and play Kingdom Hearts. Those are my ( Read more... )

Working 7-5:30 on 5 hours of sleep sucks. Just letting you know in case you think of doing it ( Read more... )

Let it snow mofo.

He wasn't using a blackberry but it's the same concept.

I will never use progressive insurance. You shouldn't either. I just heard a commercial about how numbers have to be correct or something. They then mentioned that their numbers are right because they spend thousands of hours every week checking other people's rates so they can have the lowest. Only problem with this is that there are only 168 ( Read more... )