Alphabets and PDL
So someone on my DA watchlist who I know lives in my town posted softcore Dr. Girlfriend erotica today. And it's not the person on DA I know who lives in my town who draws Digimon slash. That kind of bums me out.
Let's pour some Drano in my ear and try to forget these memories with some art, shall we?
HAVE SOME STORY. WHAT. So all I write is dialog. It's not like I'm not good with descriptive sentences or anything. Nothing like that. This is why I make comics, folks.
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“Anthony, we’ve been friends for a long time, right?”
“Since forever, why?”
“Well, There’s something I’ve wanted to tell you for a long time, but I could never figure out how.”
“If this is about you being gay I know already. I just didn’t want to say anything about it.”
“What?”
“You’re gay, I know.”
“I’m not gay.”
“What do you mean? Of course you’re gay. You look gay.”
“What, why?”
“Well you have beautiful girl hair.”
“I’m gay because I have long hair?”
“Your hair would make the villains of Japanese cartoons weep with envy, mate. You have to spend hours in front of a mirror to get it to shine like that.”
“You’re accusing me of being gay, yet you apparently stare longingly at my hair.”
“You look like a woman.”
“I’m not gay.”
“Don’t you keep a running count of how many people think you’re a bird?”
“27.That doesn’t make me gay.”
“No, it just makes you the Grand High Chancellor of Queers.”
“Anthony I’m trying to tell you something important here.”
“And I’m trying to save you the trouble because I already know that you’re ga-“
“I’m a stag.”
“Really? I would have pegged you as more of the submissive type.”
“That’s not what I mean!”
“Well don’t get angry at me for not knowing all the gay lingo.”
“No, god damnit, I’m a white stag. I’m not human you ass. I’m a damned deer!”
“So what, that makes you like a - holy crap.”
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My latest illustration assignment was to make an illustrated alphabet. I did mine with mythical creatures, naturally, as that's what I love and I'm done apologizing for that. Let's play a game, shall we? NAME AS MANY MYTHICAL FIGURES AS YOU CAN. You have a pretty big hint with the first letter. I'll tell ya'lls if ya'lls right or not, deal? Deal.
Edit: Well Sophia wins this game nice and quick apparently. She got the lion's share of the answers.
A: Ammut
B: Bugbear
C: Chimera
D: Dragon
E: Echidna
F: Faun
G: Gryphon
H: Harpy
I:
J:
K: Kraken
L: Leucrocotta
M: Manticore
N:
O: Ozuelum Bird
P: Pegasus
Q: Quetzlacoatl
R: Roc
S: Selkie
T: Tengu
V: Vegetable Lamb (Barbary Sheep)
W: Werewolf
X:
Y: Yeti
Z: Zombie
Let's pour some Drano in my ear and try to forget these memories with some art, shall we?
HAVE SOME STORY. WHAT. So all I write is dialog. It's not like I'm not good with descriptive sentences or anything. Nothing like that. This is why I make comics, folks.
---
“Anthony, we’ve been friends for a long time, right?”
“Since forever, why?”
“Well, There’s something I’ve wanted to tell you for a long time, but I could never figure out how.”
“If this is about you being gay I know already. I just didn’t want to say anything about it.”
“What?”
“You’re gay, I know.”
“I’m not gay.”
“What do you mean? Of course you’re gay. You look gay.”
“What, why?”
“Well you have beautiful girl hair.”
“I’m gay because I have long hair?”
“Your hair would make the villains of Japanese cartoons weep with envy, mate. You have to spend hours in front of a mirror to get it to shine like that.”
“You’re accusing me of being gay, yet you apparently stare longingly at my hair.”
“You look like a woman.”
“I’m not gay.”
“Don’t you keep a running count of how many people think you’re a bird?”
“27.That doesn’t make me gay.”
“No, it just makes you the Grand High Chancellor of Queers.”
“Anthony I’m trying to tell you something important here.”
“And I’m trying to save you the trouble because I already know that you’re ga-“
“I’m a stag.”
“Really? I would have pegged you as more of the submissive type.”
“That’s not what I mean!”
“Well don’t get angry at me for not knowing all the gay lingo.”
“No, god damnit, I’m a white stag. I’m not human you ass. I’m a damned deer!”
“So what, that makes you like a - holy crap.”
---
My latest illustration assignment was to make an illustrated alphabet. I did mine with mythical creatures, naturally, as that's what I love and I'm done apologizing for that. Let's play a game, shall we? NAME AS MANY MYTHICAL FIGURES AS YOU CAN. You have a pretty big hint with the first letter. I'll tell ya'lls if ya'lls right or not, deal? Deal.
Edit: Well Sophia wins this game nice and quick apparently. She got the lion's share of the answers.
A: Ammut
B: Bugbear
C: Chimera
D: Dragon
E: Echidna
F: Faun
G: Gryphon
H: Harpy
I:
J:
K: Kraken
L: Leucrocotta
M: Manticore
N:
O: Ozuelum Bird
P: Pegasus
Q: Quetzlacoatl
R: Roc
S: Selkie
T: Tengu
V: Vegetable Lamb (Barbary Sheep)
W: Werewolf
X:
Y: Yeti
Z: Zombie