Pissed on the Floor!?
Here is a funny story....
This is about an ex bf of mine. we were only together for about 3 months. He was an alchie, and one night he decides to go out with his buddies to the bar. 3am he calls me and takes a cab to my place so he could crash out. He had WAY to much to drink! We went to bed, and I couldnt sleep a wink because he was snoring! So I grab my pillow, and a blanket and try to sleep on the couch.
here comes the funny part!
I was almost asleep when I heard him get out of bed. I was thinkin whatever, he is prolly going to the bathroom. I heard him peeing, but it didnt sound like he was peeing in the toilet. wtf!? I heard him mumbling. I get up to check out what was going on and there was a huge wet spot infront of my bedroom door, and him passed out BUTT NAKED on the floor laying on his belly with his foot in the puddle of piss! So I tried waking him up to tell him what he did. (I couldnt help but laugh) I was nudging him with my foot trying to get him up and into the bed. He wouldnt budge. He just mumbled something and rolled over. Oh man! I was to tird to clean it up so I just threw a towel on it and shut the door. I went back to sleep on the couch.
The next morning when he finally woke up, and I asked him "ummm, did you know what happened lastnight?" and he said " let me guess, did I pee on the floor?" I told him yes! he was so embarrased!! lol i was embarrassed for him I think maybe thats why he didnt want to hang out with me and broke up with me cause of it. I told alot of ppl about it too! hahahaha!