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[drunkenduck]

For guys that need help with girls, Do this:

1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better." This will keep her on her toes, and girls love that.

2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. If she grabs your hand, squeeze hers really, really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her

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[mibrast]

26. Be nice to her parents, that way she'll never see it coming when you murder them and cook them into a dinner for her.

[schoolfire]

19. Look her in the eyes and smile. Then clock her one. Girls love a spontaneous guy.

haha!