It tried to touch me...
Nasty little bastard.
I'm not as dumb as I look.
Yeah, I don't really shave that often, cause I can't grow facial hair.
My dad can't really grow it either, so I don't feel bad.
I cannot tell you your future. I can only use photoshop to try and make myself look cooler than I really am.
Why did you turn on the light?? It spoils the illusion.
Thomas is a friend to all squirrels and rabbits. Even the fake ones.