# 5

[drunkenlymusing]

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Private to the Most Richeous of Hobbits

[mimbletonia_man]

He is being held in his rightful place where none but the most worthy of Hobbits may find him. He is a traitor to our cause and is kept as a prisoner of war as benefits the elves.

And because we are of such a noble race, we will pass on his wish to inform you that the pleasure crop will be ready next Tuesday and the cash crop will be ready by the next ball.

We will reclaim the favor you owe us for this information, Elf friend, and free you from your indentured service when we reclaim our rightful throne above Men.

Private to the Most Richeous of Hobbits ll House Elf Liberation Front

[drunkenlymusing]

I thank you, friends, for this information. We have gone for too long without the most precious leaf.

Again, I thank you. I shall look forward to that day, when the ale will flow free and the men would be put in their rightful place.

Private to the Most Richeous of Hobbits llI House Elf Liberation Front

[mimbletonia_man]

For such glorious support and affermation of our most noble cause, you will receive the first keg, Glorious one.