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[drunkenlymusing]

Ahoy there, ye scurvy wench of a messdeck. May ye have a happy birthday, and all the grog ye could wish for.

Yarrrr.

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[wasted_ed]

Arrr!

Where be me clap of thunder, First Mate Finnigan?

Signed,
Captain Eddie 'The Most Fearsome Drunkard of the Seven Seas' Carmichael

[drunkenlymusing]

Yar!

Stored away with the rest of the treasure, it be Captain. I shall send our Jack o' Coins to fetch the rum so we can splice the mainbrace.

First Mate Seamus The Most Crazy Irishman of the Seven Seas Finnigan

[wasted_ed]

Ye be doin' that smartly now.

Arrr! I also be requesting ye assistance in capturing a bunch of scurvy sprogs. They have defiled the fair Parvati and they be walking the plank soon.

Signed,
Captain Eddie 'The Most Fearsome Drunkard of the Seven Seas' Carmichael

[drunkenlymusing]

Aye, aye.

Our Jack o' Coins be aidin' us in our search as well, he will. Fine monkey, that O'Malley. He'll plunder their knicker drawers so they'll be walking thee plank with thee proper bindings.

Signed,
First Mate Seamus The Most Crazy Irishman of the Seven Seas Finnigan

[hermione1119]

I'm going to assume that I am the "scurvy wench of a messdeck" since it's my birthday, so I guess thanks.

[drunkenlymusing]

Aye, that you are me scurvy lass.

signed,

First Mate Seamus The Most Crazy Irishman of the Seven Seas Finnigan