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[drunkenmongoose]

so I got realllt fuking wasted and stumbled up to some guy and started to bite his legs for stepping on my tail, the fucking basterd called motherfucking animal control gah now I cant go back to that bar

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[cortezthekiller]

what a fucking fuck. if you somehow sneak back into that bar (i know a few sneaky mongooses), i'd bite that motherfucker's face off!

[drunkenmongoose]

I told him I'd cut him but he maced my noes and eyes, fucker I hate them assholes with prjudices aganst me,I guess its all good I still fuck all their wives

[5arah]

that happened to me once :(