So I was driving down the road, and I passed a couple of cops (had my windows down), and one of them yelled out, "Hey! You forgot to take your car outta the box!"

Bahahahahahhaa!


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So here I am, another day gone.

High school's over.

....and guess what that means?

Freedom? (BUZZER)
Free Time? (BUZZER)
Awesome Times At The Beach? (BUZZER)
Work? (BING BING!)

Yeah, that's right kids, 40 hours a week has arrived for Ian. But Ian's making 75 cents more than he made last summer....So that makes him happy ( Read more... )

Program aborting: close all that you have worked on. You ask too much. You step into the stream, but the water has moved on. This page is not here. Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and reboot. Order shall return

..counldn't resist.

...So, I'm at the Senior "picnic" now..

It's inside the fucking small cafateria, 'cause it's raining outside.

Makes for an awfully packed atmosphere, packing 500 seniors into a small-ish room.

..boy, people I don’t like. There’s a lot of those. Um, like closed minded rednecks with too many shotguns and people that double park. Drives me nuts.