Alas 2 bad things happened, (although one is not really bad). The Pope John Paul II has passed on, but I'm sure he is enjoying where he is now much better, or I hope, he was a good Pope so I'm sure he is in Pope heaven. And as for the time change, that is the true bad thing that happened today, messed me up so bad. They need a big public ( Read more... )

Alas, the sheep are attacking the city, someone must save us all! I think the only way to beat these wolly animals is to sheer them to nakedness, and then deport them to the north pole. If anyone has any ideas . . .

10 weeks and then 2 years, and then . . . who knows. Alas I have mad a new enemy, Dr. Hiccup, an evil lizard from Moscow. Only chicken feed and a sloshed Hyena can defeat him, I must make their acquaintances quickly! ALAS!

It is true when you hear people say "I feel like I'm going to die", yes you can feel that way, and I feel it now. It seems as though my soul wants to leave my body right now, and I'm not gonna stop it, I am that exhausted. No monkey or octopus killing for me today, too much effort.

I'm gonna go and play ball today, yay for playing ball! And then I will fight the evil octopus Mr.Octopusoctopus. Yay for fighting Octopi!

Ich spiele fussball gern, obwohl ich keine Bein habe. Ja, das ist gut. Gut. Ich mag Kunst, und kleiner Kuh.

Why is it that I can't even go out and enjoy some nice ice cream without having the threat of someone robbing or killing me?

Today the monkey died, oh the sadness of it all! Alas, he choked on an apple,(yes you would think a banana, but no)! The day was ok otherwise. So yes . . . the funeral mass will be thursday around 1 in the Atlanta Zoo if anone wishes to attend (you'll get a free sample of soap!). Alas, I must get back to working.

Oh yes, the cronicles of the drunkenwalri are here at long last!