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1. What did you do in 2003 that you'd never done before? hella douche.
2. Did you keep your new years' resolutions, and will you make more for next year? automatically.
3. Did anyone close to you give birth? very so often.
4. Did anyone close to you die? intimate apparel is for sinners
5. What countries did you visit? norway?
6. What would you like to have in 2004 that you lacked in 2003? elephant skin on my arms.
7. What date from 2003 will remain etched upon your memory, and why? farch twentysixty. i stole it. i stole the gold. then broke i broke the gold.
8. What was your biggest achievement of the year? beating everything.
9. What was your biggest failure? not eating that thing...
10. Did you suffer illness or injury? i suffered illjury, lost all legs. twice.
11. What was the best thing you bought? my fathers old virginity.
12. Whose behavior merited celebration? satan's. he rocked out this year
13. Whose behavior made you appalled and depressed? god's. he was a doucher.
14. Where did most of your money go? germany.
15. What did you get really, really, really excited about? toothbrushes
16. What song will always remind you of 2003? A Skull Full Of Maggots by Cannibal Corpse.
17. Compared to this time last year, are you: am i what?
i. happier or sadder? very
ii. thinner or fatter? absolutly
iii. richer or poorer? almost
18. What do you wish you'd done more of? smack
19. What do you wish you'd done less of? blow
20. How will you be spending Christmas? hearts, very much so
21.who's so awesome? me so awesome.
22. Did you fall in love in 2003? i fell in a big hole of love
23. How many one-night stands? 365 BITCH.
24. What was your favorite TV program? the VigRX show
25. Do you hate anyone now that you didn't hate this time last year? more feet in a foot
26. What was the best book you read? Encyclopedia of White Power: A Sourcebook on the Radical Racist Right by Jeffrey Kaplan
27. What was your greatest musical discovery? toot toot beep beep, comma beep.
28. What did you want and get? green apple splatters.
29. What did you want and not get? hershey squirts
30. What was your favorite film of this year? Better Sex Through Yoga: For Gay Men.
31. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you? 49 plus 4 days, coffee shop blow up.
32. What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying? break rulers, happy face kill kill.
33. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2003? skin tight mother fucker.
34. What kept you sane? the talking racoon.
35. Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most? all the gay ones, i fancy them
36. What political issue stirred you the most? the one about the spoon.
37. Who did you miss? elliott cash?
38. Who was the best new person you met? there are newer people?! people v.1.2232343 here i come!
39. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2003. us? the interewebnet is an us
40. Quote a song lyric that sums up your year. we are all dead.
2. Did you keep your new years' resolutions, and will you make more for next year? automatically.
3. Did anyone close to you give birth? very so often.
4. Did anyone close to you die? intimate apparel is for sinners
5. What countries did you visit? norway?
6. What would you like to have in 2004 that you lacked in 2003? elephant skin on my arms.
7. What date from 2003 will remain etched upon your memory, and why? farch twentysixty. i stole it. i stole the gold. then broke i broke the gold.
8. What was your biggest achievement of the year? beating everything.
9. What was your biggest failure? not eating that thing...
10. Did you suffer illness or injury? i suffered illjury, lost all legs. twice.
11. What was the best thing you bought? my fathers old virginity.
12. Whose behavior merited celebration? satan's. he rocked out this year
13. Whose behavior made you appalled and depressed? god's. he was a doucher.
14. Where did most of your money go? germany.
15. What did you get really, really, really excited about? toothbrushes
16. What song will always remind you of 2003? A Skull Full Of Maggots by Cannibal Corpse.
17. Compared to this time last year, are you: am i what?
i. happier or sadder? very
ii. thinner or fatter? absolutly
iii. richer or poorer? almost
18. What do you wish you'd done more of? smack
19. What do you wish you'd done less of? blow
20. How will you be spending Christmas? hearts, very much so
21.who's so awesome? me so awesome.
22. Did you fall in love in 2003? i fell in a big hole of love
23. How many one-night stands? 365 BITCH.
24. What was your favorite TV program? the VigRX show
25. Do you hate anyone now that you didn't hate this time last year? more feet in a foot
26. What was the best book you read? Encyclopedia of White Power: A Sourcebook on the Radical Racist Right by Jeffrey Kaplan
27. What was your greatest musical discovery? toot toot beep beep, comma beep.
28. What did you want and get? green apple splatters.
29. What did you want and not get? hershey squirts
30. What was your favorite film of this year? Better Sex Through Yoga: For Gay Men.
31. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you? 49 plus 4 days, coffee shop blow up.
32. What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying? break rulers, happy face kill kill.
33. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2003? skin tight mother fucker.
34. What kept you sane? the talking racoon.
35. Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most? all the gay ones, i fancy them
36. What political issue stirred you the most? the one about the spoon.
37. Who did you miss? elliott cash?
38. Who was the best new person you met? there are newer people?! people v.1.2232343 here i come!
39. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2003. us? the interewebnet is an us
40. Quote a song lyric that sums up your year. we are all dead.