arbitrary as fuck, but accurate?

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i dont know how....

one more thing.
im itching to get inked. like WOAH.

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operation: cleanup iTunes library
current status:
song name/artists clean thru "Dead or Alive-You Spin Me (Like A Record)

this is gonna take a while

6 steps of courtship for male fruit flies
1)Find a female and follow her.
2)Tap female with foreleg, triggering pheromone cues.
3)Stretch out wing and vibrate it to serenade female.
4)Lick female's genitalia with proboscis.
5)Attempt copulation.
6)Copulate for 20 minutes.

if i gave up on my current techniques and used these 6 easy steps instead ( Read more... )

mental masturbation

what a great term

i'm going to start practicing more mental masturbation

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scratch that last referral code
i fucked up that account :-x
http://www.freeiPods.com/default.aspx?referer=7446215
use that one, i only need one more.
please please please!

so i was just on the balcony smoking a cigarette, when this huge cockroach appeared on the railing. like, 3-4" long. fucking huge. little did i know, that those things can fly. it flew from the balcony and landed on my arm ( Read more... )

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