I mean, it feels like Halloween just ended and I already am forced to get livid over Starbucks’ godless Christmas coffee cups. They’re still selling pumpkin spice lattes over there so it’s just too early in the season for me to choke on my outrage over what these Jesus-haters expect me to put my peppermint hot chocolate in. When it’s 60 degrees in ( Read more... )

The Walking Dead was on a roll for awhile until it screeched on the brakes for the last two episodes. After “JSS,” probably my favorite episode ever, “Now” was one of my least favorites ( Read more... )

The Marvel Universe has been overrun with aliens for decades. Here is a primer to tell who’s who.

The first alien race ever in Marvel is the Skrulls, introduced way back in Fantastic Four #2 in 1961. These aliens are warlike shape-changers. The Super-Skrull is like the Superman of the Skrulls and possesses all the powers of the Fantastic Four. In ( Read more... )

Am I a total dork for making spreadsheets showing how I can best amortize my outstanding credit card debt ( Read more... )

A flashback to the mysterious cheese maker delves into the story of how Morgan went from crazy violent to relatively pacifistic, filling in the time between the great season three episode “Clear” and his arrival at Alexandria ( Read more... )

Oh, come on. Are you really shocked that there’s a link between processed meats and cancer? The warning is that 50 grams of processed meat a day, or a hot dog’s worth, will raise the risk of colorectal cancer. If you literally eat a hot dog per day, what did you think the long-term effect on your health would be? You are eating a food that, despite ( Read more... )

I am writing this while curled up in the fetal position in a dark room. I have just listened to the new Adele single “Hello” and … and …

SOB!… Sorry. Let me collect myself … there. I just have to keep starting the song over because it’s just all so heartbreakingly sad and I can’t hear the lyrics over my own weeping. It’s the saddest thing that ( Read more... )

So I guess Glenn is dead? Or maybe not? Nicholas’ body had fallen on top of Glenn so those could have been Nicholas’ entrails that the zombies were ripping out. The large intestine was coming from too high on Glenn and Glenn was upset and screaming but didn’t seem to be quite as upset as if it were him being eviscerated. If he’s covered in blood, ( Read more... )

At a conference room in Silicon Valley, multiple journalists are gathered to watch Apple officials unveil the company's latest product.

Tim Cook: Next on our agenda, from the company that brought you that amazing stylus for its cutting edge devices, we bring you ... the iSpatula.

A woman in a bikini walks around on stage showing off a sleek ( Read more... )

Morgan captures one of the murderous Wolves and pins him to the ground. The man begins to speak. “We’re freeing you,” he explains. “People don’t belong in places like these anymore.” No-nonsense Carol shoots him in the head before he can say anymore. Come on, Carol! I kind of wanted to hear the rest of it. I’m interested in those splinter groups ( Read more... )