Soooo...who's going to build the fence to keep out the dirty Mexicans...?

After getting home from work yesterday delirious from exhaustion (6:45am - 11:45pm Sunday, 7:30am - 1:00am Monday, 8:00am - 6:00pm yesterday) and starving, I didn't have the energy to order food, so I poured myself a scotch and watched some Highlander. I intended to go to the Nines for pizza and hanging out, but instead I ended up drinking my six ( Read more... )

Seriously. She's blonde and skinny and I bet her twiggy ass is a freak in bed. And I like 'em crazy and she's as loony toon as they come ( Read more... )

Now, to be up-front, I've never had a problem with cabs here. I've always asked how much beforehand and no matter how drunk I am, I'm big and scary-looking enough that nobody's tried to over-charge me. Yet. But I have this pretty bartender friend and it's happened to her, and she's the last person it should happen to. Like pregnant moms and PCP ( Read more... )

There is a fly grooming itself on the metal strip just above my Powerbook's LCD. It is a brilliant metallic green color. The grooming process is long and meticulous, surprisingly intricate for such a small and stupid creature. I wish I had a camera; the fly is actually quite lovely. And still grooming itself. Right now its rearmost legs are rubbing ( Read more... )

( Because told me to. )

Tasha's Gnome story.

Gilmore Girls is like crack. You know it's bad for you, but once you start watching it you can never stop. Especially now that the fifth season is finally getting good.

The reason I have nothing to do but sit around watching Gilmore Girls and reading Philip K. Dick all day is that I pulled a muscle in my lower back the other day. So I spent 3 ( Read more... )

I just got my new Victoria's Secret email, which I have received regularly since I bought some lingerie there for my ex 3 or 4 years ago. I must have had a moment of weakness and given them my email address or something, but I'm glad I did since I have received many semi-legal pictures of women with ridiculously attractive and skinny yet overly- ( Read more... )

Contemporary Globalization: A ( Read more... )