Woody?

[drunkventurer]

Today I got in a fight with a woodpecker. Now my hands and arms are all scratched up from his claws, and I got pecked a bunch of times. Dirty ass woodpecker.
Consider yourself warned: woodpeckers are evil animals.

Comments

[cancerdusk]

KT darling, you have some of the strangest adventures. I hope you're okay.

[drunkventurer]

yeah, sometimes I think I'm a cartoon.
I haven't seen you in about 40 years. let's go have a beer, on me ;)