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I haven't been around lately. Too much has been going on. Hopefully I'll be able to make up for it over time, though ( Read more... )

Once again, I was not drunk last night. What's happened to me?? I've only gone out drinking once in like a month ( Read more... )

I woke up to the smell of bleach. There was a guy outside my apartment powerwashing the building (apartment doors included) with bleach. the bleach leaked through some of the cracks in the door. Oh joy, enough bleach stench to make me physically ill ( Read more... )

I got another email from crazy bitch "Edith." This time I will interject with *the real story ( Read more... )

I should've known...


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When you're angry at me, email doesn't work. It is completely and utterly useless, unless you want me to record it and post it on the internet ( Read more... )

Mardi Gras left me with several things: things to clean, tons of purty beads, bronchitis/sinusitis/conjunctivitis, memory loss ( Read more... )

Ahhh, the wonders of public urination ( Read more... )

I'm thinking of a beer, can you guess which one? I'll give you a hint, I live in St. Louis and I've never been to the brewery ( Read more... )