I Love Me Surveys
1. What curse word do you use the most?
Fuck… I love that word.
2. Do you own an iPod?
Haha no. I want one though.
3. What person on your flist do you talk to the most?
What the fuck is a flist?
4. What time is your alarm clock set to?
Right now 9 AM.
5. Do you still remember the first person you kissed?
No…. because I haven’t….. take that.
6. Do you remember where you were on 9/11/01?
At home sleeping because my school had cancelled school because of Asbestos.
7. Would you rather take the picture or be in the picture?
Take. I hate being I pictures…. but I’m fat and ugly and self-conscious about it.
8. What was the last movie you watched?
Oh yeah….. Camp Rock…. was on again tonight and I totally watched it.
9. Do any of your friends have children?
Yes…. not my closest ones… but yes.
10. Has anyone ever called you lazy?
Ha ha…. no.
11. Do you ever take medication to help you fall asleep?
Yeah… it never works good…. fucking Tylenol PM makes me too tired after sleep or wake up after 4 hours and not sleep again.
12. What CD is currently in your CD player?
A mix with lots of stuff…. that needs to be updated… no Veronicas, no Paramore, no Jonas Brothers, no lots of stuff.
13. Do you prefer regular or chocolate milk?
Chocolate is better… but I like both.
14. Has anyone told you a secret this week?
Probably… I get them a lot… but none that were serious serious secrets.
15. When was the last time you had Starbucks?
In Milwaukee… God I miss Starbucks kinda…. so much more expensive than Dunkin… but better.
16. Can you whistle?
Oh God no. Not even close.
17. What is the first thing you notice about the opposite/same sex?
Face as a whole.
18. What are you looking forward to?
Grad School? LA? Not living with my parents again? All of those.
19. Did you watch cartoons as a child?
Not really… I was too serious and depressed.
20. Do you own any band t-shirts?
No…. God I don’t.
21. What will you be doing in one hour?
Probably reading.
22. Is anyone in love with you?
Ha ha….. kinda maybe for a change.
23. What was the last song you heard?
I’m listening to some Avenged Sevenfold… it is the good.
24. Last time you cried?
Long long time it seems. YAY ME! I so totally do the London Tipton YAY ME! now for anyone that gets that reference. If one does…. it will make them very sad.
25. Are you on a desktop computer or a laptop?
Desktop baby.
26. Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos?
Not really…. I’d like some new earrings…. but I’m good on piercings. Id’ like a tattoo someday… but only when I’m not fat.
27. What’s the weather like?
It’s night?
28. Would you ever date a girl/guy covered in tattoos?
Oh yeah… I find it sexy.
29. What did you do before this?
Journalled
30. When was the last time you slept on the floor?
Almost last Saturday… but I chose the deck chair instead. Otherwise… God I have no idea.
31. How many hours of sleep do you need to function?
Really…. like 1 or 2 and I function awesomely (much better than getting a full night’s rest) until I crash big time. Only with like 6-8 is there good functioning but no crash.
32. Do you eat breakfast daily?
Only like a breakfast bar…. just to break my fast…. oh yeah.
33. Are your days fast-paced?
I am.
34. What did you do last night?
Got drunk…. fuck yeah. Then I slept and then woke up and played some video games.
35. Do you use sarcasm?
No. Never.
36. How old will you be turning on your next birthday?
God…. 25. I’m fucking practically middle aged.
37. Are you picky about spelling and grammar?
Yes. Very.
38. Have you ever been to six flags?
I have…. some bad memories that are now amusing to recall.
39. Do you get along better with the same sex or the opposite sex?
I have no idea. Both. I’m a total chick with girls… and I can be a total guy with guys. I’m just all over the place.
40. Do you like mustard?
I love mustard. I’d eat it plain. I’d also eat it on rice…. delicious rice.
41. Do you sleep on your side?
I start that way but end up on my back…. but me ending up on my back is not a surprise.
42. Do you watch the news?
Not really… I totally internet news now.
43. How did you get one of your scars?
Uhm….. can’t really think of any prevalent ones. I wouldn’t mind if someone would give me some though.
44. Who was the last person to make you mad?
Dan!.... or my mother…. both do that often.
45. Do you like anybody?
Hi vague question. No… I hate everybody…. especially puppies.. and sunshine.
46. What is the last thing you purchased?
Food… alcohol….. definitely alcohol.
47. What side of the heart do you draw first?
I think the right.
48. Can you dive without plugging your nose?
No… my nose flips out at everything… including water.
49. What colour is your razor?
Silver/black.
50. What is your blood-type?
Blood. That’s a type.
51. Who would you want to be tied to for 24 hours?
Too many bad answers to that question. Many many boys come to mind.
52. What is a rumor someone has spread about you?
That I was a pedophile… which is not true…. though Ephebophile could be used…. though I don’t consider that a disorder… but human nature.
53. How do you feel about carrots?
They’re good. I love carrot sticks and dip… and my father makes carrots with a brown sugar glaze that are just to die for.
54. How many chairs at the dining room table?
Four…. two of them usually containing my cats.
55. Which is the best Spice Girl?
Didn’t care back then…. don’t care now.
56. Do you know what time it is?
2:40 AM.
57. Do you know all the words to the Fresh Prince Theme Song?
No… some for sure… but not all of them.
58. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator?
Just chill there…. not much else to do.
59. What’s your favourite kind of gum?
Don’t have one.
60. T or F: All’s fair in love and war?
False. In nothing is all really fair. There should always be boundaries.
61. Do you have a crush on anyone?
Many many cute boys…. just look at my previous entries.
62. Do you know how to use some words correctly, but not know the meaning?
No... though I may struggle to define the word…. defining words is always hard.
63. Do you like to sleep?
Yes.
64. Do you know which US states don’t use Daylight Savings Time?
That’s a bogus question. I mean… some cities in some states use it and others don’t… it retarded. I mean…. 20 Hours In America…. Episode 1 of Season 4 of West Wing has a great moment where Toby and Josh flip out for missing a train because they crossed from one town to another and only one used Daylight Savings Time.
65. Do you know the song Total Eclipse of the Heart?
Oh God…. it’s a great song… I have some awesome very gay remixes of it too…. but I am very gay.
66. Do you want a bright yellow '06 mustang?
I mean… I’ll take it….. but do I want it…. no.
67. What's something you’ve always wanted?
A boy of my own to play with all the time.
68. Do you have hairy LEGS?
Unfortunately yes…. I’m a total bear.
69. Would you rather swim in the ocean or a lake?
Lake. I hate salt water.
70. Do you wear a lot of black?
Always.
71. Describe your hair:
Kevin Jonas. It’s longer now… not quite shoulder length.. and very wavy.
72. Do you have Entomophobia?
No. Bugs are cute.
73. Are you an adult?
Yup.
74. Where is/are your best friend(s)?
I decline to answer that. I’m not sure what a best friend is anymore.
75. Do you have a tan?
God no. I never will if I can help it.
76. Are you a television addict?
No… I hardly watch it…. too busy.
77. Do you enjoy spending time with your mother?
I used to…. but now there’s so much tension it seems all we do is fight.
78. Are you a sugar freak?
I have massive cravings for sweets…. but that’s it.
79. Do you like orange juice?
It’s okay.
80. What sign are you?
Scorpio