Uhm..... Karmle Is A Whore.... No.... Literally..... Really......
Ah… works…. it wouldn’t be complete with many rants on Karmle… she just keeps outdoing herself. Plus many other work related things… it shall be fun… though I have work in like less than 7 hours… woohoo
Okay… Karmle. First off…… I was horrified to see her tonight. It was already me and Paul Kelly…. I really felt I’d dodged the bullet and gotten rid of her…… oh no….. no no no. Fuck everything. So….. like an hour into her shift…. OMG… she fucking pulls out her cell phone and makes a call on it. I was dumbfounded. My jaw went slack. I mean… five minutes earlier she had yelled at Cassie for using her cell phone at work. I mean…. it’s….. like…… but….. WOW!
Hi hypocrite. Just…. yeah. I so so so wanted to yell at her and say that she’s not allowed to use a phone at work…. but I totally held my tongue….. I regret that. I really do… though I did tell everyone about it…. but still… I totally should’ve called her on it.
More Karmle….. so it’s midnight… we’re closing and this women is walking out of the store from Karmle helping her at selfscan. I didn’t hear the prior conversation but as the women gets to the door… she shakes her head and mutters to herself…. “Crazy Bitch!” I broke out laughing. I so wanted to run up to her and hi-five her and say we all feel the same way. It was amusing.
Okay… so I was covering Joel’s break. He was finishing it up and talking to Cassie and bagging for her. Karmle comes around and starts her “I’m a crazy bitch” routine. She asks Joel if he’s on break. He says he is. Then she tells him he has to stop bagging.. he’s not allowed to because of union rules. He just turns the back of his head to her and ignores her and keeps doing it. Karmle won’t let it go… she gets louder and more insistent. She yells at him again.. “Joel…. you’re not allowed to do that… I’m serious… it’s against union rules… you have to stop right now.” Joel just looks at her and says it’s his father and it’s okay. (It turns out Joel was just lying to get her to shut up…. but the guy was cool and just played along). Still… Karmle is on fire… “STEP AWAY from the register NOW!!!!” I mean… oh my God… I thought she was going to call the police. I mean… as soon as she said that Joel gave up and came over… I told Karmle that it wasn’t a big deal.. that we all do it and no one cares that much… she just walked away and ignored me. Bitch.
Just… what the fuck is wrong with her. Lighten up… I so totally should’ve said that someone who talks on their cell phone at work shouldn’t be one to lecture…. but I didn’t think of it. God she’s just such a crazy bitch. I mean…. to flip out over that… and then scream at Joel in front of a customer… and then a person he said was his father… it was so uncalled for. I just have no words.
Though… as a comfort… Paul G. is investigating her. Apparently she has this “business” which may or may not have a fake number and address. I’m gonna have to do my own investigations when I get some free time. I truly want to prove my theory that she’s really a stripper or a pimp. I really believe she’s one of the two. I think her father has run an illegal brothel for decades. I think Karmle was raised as a prostitute and now that she’s grown and her father is older… she’s taking over the family business and is now the pimp keeping everyone in line. It’s a solid theory and God knows she could smack some bitches around. I totally believe it.
Moving on from Karmles….. I saw people that know me… YAY. I got to talk to Mr. Caruso today… it was awesome… got to hear that Nick is up in BC Canada skiing with his sister. He’s doing well… it’s good to know.
Last night I saw the Warren twins. They completely did not know who I was. I just bagged for them and they said nothing. Finally I asked how they were doing and watched their faces light up in sudden recognition. It was so surreal to see it… I mean it was like slo-mo as they suddenly saw who I was. Then we had a nice catch up talk… it was good… they’re such nice girls.
Oh God… I also saw Dan Smith. Fuck is he still gorgeously hot. He has glasses now… it just makes him hotter. I wanted his ass so bad…. of course he was with some girl too… so sad.
Okay… the big event of the past two days and tomorrow if we’re not slammed. We’re getting a new check system in S&S….. so to prepare for it…. all of the keyboards have to be redone. That means taking ever single key off individually and replacing the sticker underneath. Worse… almost all of the stickers are so glued on to the plastic they have to be scraped off with a razor. Tonight we finally figured out a way of soaking the plastic in a solution of water and cleaning solvent that disintegrated the stickers. It still takes forever…. about 2 hours to finish one full keyboard and make it look nice. I did it for 2 hours tonight… I fucking loved it. It was so isolated. Karmle kept trying to come talk to me and I just nodded and made unrecognizable comments and ignored her. I love work that forces focus like that.. I tune everything else out.
So… before me…. this job was Derek DeMello’s. Derek was having less than the fun with it. He had no cleaning solution… he was doing it at the register instead of sitting down in Paul’s office. he got very unlucky… but he was a good sport about it and got some good work done.
But… the thing about Derek. Like… everytime I’m around him… I totally think he’s like 20 years old. I don’t know what it is….. he just feels older. I don’t know if it’s his looks, the way he carries himself… or the way he talks…. or a combo of all of them… but I just can’t get my head around the fact that he’s like 17 I think. I mean.. every time he asks for the key for age violation I’m all… WHAT?! I don’t know… it’s weird…. he just seems so much older to me. Also…. he’s really hot. Once again… I’m not sure what it is about…. but he just… he’s really appealing. I like the way he talks…. his whole laid back attitude…. plus he’s cute as a button. But yeah…. I enjoy working with him.
Also on the cute boy list… Brian German came in… and he totally touched my hair. But yeah… I said hi and we chatted and he grabbed a lock of my hair and lifted it up and was all… “I like the long hair” I was all… melt. It was cute… and he touched my hair… it was nice.
Lastly….. oh God….. oh dear God…. I was stunned into inability to function today. Ben McGuire came in shopping with these two other boys. Mother of God… I think I might faint just talking about them. Seriously… these two boys… like the hottest boys I’ve seen in this store in forever. They put Alex Grotevant, Chris McNamara, and Ryan McDonough to shame. They even might put Noah Taylor when he didn’t look like he was on drugs to shame. I don’t know who they were, where they were from, or even how old they are… but Oh God I would’ve given my left foot to stare at them for just a minute. Okay… not so much… but good God they were fucking hot… Ben needs to bring them around much more.
So that’s all. I have to work in 5 hours…. I’ve been talking to people… it’s been fun but distracting. Time for bed.
Okay… Karmle. First off…… I was horrified to see her tonight. It was already me and Paul Kelly…. I really felt I’d dodged the bullet and gotten rid of her…… oh no….. no no no. Fuck everything. So….. like an hour into her shift…. OMG… she fucking pulls out her cell phone and makes a call on it. I was dumbfounded. My jaw went slack. I mean… five minutes earlier she had yelled at Cassie for using her cell phone at work. I mean…. it’s….. like…… but….. WOW!
Hi hypocrite. Just…. yeah. I so so so wanted to yell at her and say that she’s not allowed to use a phone at work…. but I totally held my tongue….. I regret that. I really do… though I did tell everyone about it…. but still… I totally should’ve called her on it.
More Karmle….. so it’s midnight… we’re closing and this women is walking out of the store from Karmle helping her at selfscan. I didn’t hear the prior conversation but as the women gets to the door… she shakes her head and mutters to herself…. “Crazy Bitch!” I broke out laughing. I so wanted to run up to her and hi-five her and say we all feel the same way. It was amusing.
Okay… so I was covering Joel’s break. He was finishing it up and talking to Cassie and bagging for her. Karmle comes around and starts her “I’m a crazy bitch” routine. She asks Joel if he’s on break. He says he is. Then she tells him he has to stop bagging.. he’s not allowed to because of union rules. He just turns the back of his head to her and ignores her and keeps doing it. Karmle won’t let it go… she gets louder and more insistent. She yells at him again.. “Joel…. you’re not allowed to do that… I’m serious… it’s against union rules… you have to stop right now.” Joel just looks at her and says it’s his father and it’s okay. (It turns out Joel was just lying to get her to shut up…. but the guy was cool and just played along). Still… Karmle is on fire… “STEP AWAY from the register NOW!!!!” I mean… oh my God… I thought she was going to call the police. I mean… as soon as she said that Joel gave up and came over… I told Karmle that it wasn’t a big deal.. that we all do it and no one cares that much… she just walked away and ignored me. Bitch.
Just… what the fuck is wrong with her. Lighten up… I so totally should’ve said that someone who talks on their cell phone at work shouldn’t be one to lecture…. but I didn’t think of it. God she’s just such a crazy bitch. I mean…. to flip out over that… and then scream at Joel in front of a customer… and then a person he said was his father… it was so uncalled for. I just have no words.
Though… as a comfort… Paul G. is investigating her. Apparently she has this “business” which may or may not have a fake number and address. I’m gonna have to do my own investigations when I get some free time. I truly want to prove my theory that she’s really a stripper or a pimp. I really believe she’s one of the two. I think her father has run an illegal brothel for decades. I think Karmle was raised as a prostitute and now that she’s grown and her father is older… she’s taking over the family business and is now the pimp keeping everyone in line. It’s a solid theory and God knows she could smack some bitches around. I totally believe it.
Moving on from Karmles….. I saw people that know me… YAY. I got to talk to Mr. Caruso today… it was awesome… got to hear that Nick is up in BC Canada skiing with his sister. He’s doing well… it’s good to know.
Last night I saw the Warren twins. They completely did not know who I was. I just bagged for them and they said nothing. Finally I asked how they were doing and watched their faces light up in sudden recognition. It was so surreal to see it… I mean it was like slo-mo as they suddenly saw who I was. Then we had a nice catch up talk… it was good… they’re such nice girls.
Oh God… I also saw Dan Smith. Fuck is he still gorgeously hot. He has glasses now… it just makes him hotter. I wanted his ass so bad…. of course he was with some girl too… so sad.
Okay… the big event of the past two days and tomorrow if we’re not slammed. We’re getting a new check system in S&S….. so to prepare for it…. all of the keyboards have to be redone. That means taking ever single key off individually and replacing the sticker underneath. Worse… almost all of the stickers are so glued on to the plastic they have to be scraped off with a razor. Tonight we finally figured out a way of soaking the plastic in a solution of water and cleaning solvent that disintegrated the stickers. It still takes forever…. about 2 hours to finish one full keyboard and make it look nice. I did it for 2 hours tonight… I fucking loved it. It was so isolated. Karmle kept trying to come talk to me and I just nodded and made unrecognizable comments and ignored her. I love work that forces focus like that.. I tune everything else out.
So… before me…. this job was Derek DeMello’s. Derek was having less than the fun with it. He had no cleaning solution… he was doing it at the register instead of sitting down in Paul’s office. he got very unlucky… but he was a good sport about it and got some good work done.
But… the thing about Derek. Like… everytime I’m around him… I totally think he’s like 20 years old. I don’t know what it is….. he just feels older. I don’t know if it’s his looks, the way he carries himself… or the way he talks…. or a combo of all of them… but I just can’t get my head around the fact that he’s like 17 I think. I mean.. every time he asks for the key for age violation I’m all… WHAT?! I don’t know… it’s weird…. he just seems so much older to me. Also…. he’s really hot. Once again… I’m not sure what it is about…. but he just… he’s really appealing. I like the way he talks…. his whole laid back attitude…. plus he’s cute as a button. But yeah…. I enjoy working with him.
Also on the cute boy list… Brian German came in… and he totally touched my hair. But yeah… I said hi and we chatted and he grabbed a lock of my hair and lifted it up and was all… “I like the long hair” I was all… melt. It was cute… and he touched my hair… it was nice.
Lastly….. oh God….. oh dear God…. I was stunned into inability to function today. Ben McGuire came in shopping with these two other boys. Mother of God… I think I might faint just talking about them. Seriously… these two boys… like the hottest boys I’ve seen in this store in forever. They put Alex Grotevant, Chris McNamara, and Ryan McDonough to shame. They even might put Noah Taylor when he didn’t look like he was on drugs to shame. I don’t know who they were, where they were from, or even how old they are… but Oh God I would’ve given my left foot to stare at them for just a minute. Okay… not so much… but good God they were fucking hot… Ben needs to bring them around much more.
So that’s all. I have to work in 5 hours…. I’ve been talking to people… it’s been fun but distracting. Time for bed.