Alcohol is delicious. So yeah…. with the ibuprofen and the brace… my foot feels a lot better. That meant massive alcohol. I went through a whole blender of ice cream and vodka in like an hour and a half….. and then drank 5 beers… which means I’m pretty toast now. It’s taken like an hour of editing to make any of this readable. Fuck Yeah ( Read more... )

So yeah…. I got tendonitis of de foot. It sucks. She said I probably just tweaked it… which is what I thought…. and then I over worked it on Tuesday working and walking on it like it was fine. So now the tendon is all swollen and inflamed. So yeah… stay off it today, stay off it tomorrow…. and then wear a brace on it while working and I should be ( Read more... )

Goddamnit I can’t put any weight on my right foot. It’s excruciating. I limped around work all day and am just fucking dying right now. I don’t know what I did to it last night, but I tweaked something and am just broken like fuck. And I have to get up at like 9 AM to drive my brother to get his car fixed and then work at 2 and God knows how I’m ( Read more... )

Oh yeah….. I got Dave Allard demoted. Fuck yeah. You do not do not cross me. I will have your ass.

( You Sir Have Just Been Demoted )

More work stories… including the most pointless shift ever…. and Sam continues to be on a roll of fail.

( YAY!!! Empty Store!!!!! )

(  FUCKING PAUL DWYER KEYS )

There will also be much tale telling of the work… a lovely shift filled with all sorts of delight ( Read more... )

So…. a crazy dream…. and more loads of work time. The dream I slightly R-rated…. some sexual content… but only rated R. The work is rated PG-13.

( No Dan!..... You Can’t Have Joe Jonas….. He’s Mine! )

Ah….. work was kinda fun tonight. It was also kinda crazy.

( Awww…. Stop & Shop )

Okay… I just watched one of the most exciting golf rounds I’ve ever seen. Fuck the US Open turned into complete awesomeness…. and I thought yesterday was spectacular…. well today was a whole new level. There will be some writing on that…. because it was just too exciting and heroic and Tiger being Tiger except he just had knee surgery and is in ( Read more... )