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[drwhite]

My hammocks came today and they are amazing. I think I'm in love with a woman. My brother is the funniest and most retarded person I know. My neck's almost better so I'm not taking any more meds. I love Baileys and Eggnog. I smell like Bengay. I'm happy.

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[cello_chick]

I think I'm in love with a woman.

You've been in love with a woman! ME!

[drwhite]

Yes, but last year had a lot to do with lust too. I don't want to bang her, just love her. ^.^

Penises are still my preferred choice anyway, even IF they are attached to men. Eugh.