Writer's Block: The Undead

[dry_old_bones]

ABSOLUTLY NOT! It's fantastic, are you kidding me? I don't have to eat or sleep or anything. I can't die twice, so I could jump off a building or yank of my head if I wanted, and nothing would happen. Go ahead, shoot me in the heart. It's not beating anyway! Break my neck, it'll just snap back into place. Being a zombie is wicked cool. Especially

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[loudflowerpower]

Actually, you CAN die. Um, sort of, according to my research, anyway. Starmen, quicksand, death by falling Tanooki statue...

[dry_old_bones]

Well I knew about the Starmen. But... Well, I mean by other means. Those other ones are a given, I'd assume.

And they already said I don't belong in the Underwhere, or the Overthere, so I sorta have no choice but to be here. I think...

[loudflowerpower]

So you're basically cursed doomed destined to walk the earth for all eternity?

((Strikes are definitely deleted. -_-;))

[dry_old_bones]

Yup, pretty much!

Unless I hardcore repent or something. But why would I want to do that?