Well, no, I haven't seen it, because you're "Anonymous".
Anyway, the standard unit of Fun is, of course, the Barrel of Monkeys -- these days the international standard is a Metric Barrel of Monkeys. (It's the barrel that's Metric; contrary to popular belief there is no actual Metric Monkey.)
"Too many" monkeys, I suppose, would be more than needed to create one Standard Pony-Monkey Monster, according to specifications given in the AEDMSSV's "Guidelines & Regulations", last revised in 2004. (That would be the Association for Evil Doctors, Mad Scientists, and Super-Villains.) They recommend between 0.25-0.75MB (monkey-barrels) per standard Pony-Monkey Monster, depending on the size of the monkeys, the age of the pony, and the horror-threshhold of the recipient. Apparently the freewheeling days of just stitching up monsters with whatever's on-hand are pretty much over.
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Anyway, the standard unit of Fun is, of course, the Barrel of Monkeys -- these days the international standard is a Metric Barrel of Monkeys. (It's the barrel that's Metric; contrary to popular belief there is no actual Metric Monkey.)
"Too many" monkeys, I suppose, would be more than needed to create one Standard Pony-Monkey Monster, according to specifications given in the AEDMSSV's "Guidelines & Regulations", last revised in 2004. (That would be the Association for Evil Doctors, Mad Scientists, and Super-Villains.) They recommend between 0.25-0.75MB (monkey-barrels) per standard Pony-Monkey Monster, depending on the size of the monkeys, the age of the pony, and the horror-threshhold of the recipient. Apparently the freewheeling days of just stitching up monsters with whatever's on-hand are pretty much over.
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