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[dryvin]

So work is good....things are good. Life in general is good. I can't really complain too much at all. I need to get another paycheck so I can get my car fixed. It'll sure be nice to get some real paychecks too. I think I'm really going to like this job

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[garbageblvd]

Dude, I know exactly what you're talking about. People are always ready to get up in arms if you mar the little bit of pride they have.

It's not like people can tell the difference when I tell them I eat babies or punch old people. I mean really. How could I be standing there in front of them if I had baby for breakfast, lunch, and dinner with a side of elderly beatings instead of in a prison cell?

[dryvin]

Well, baby eating has become so common place that I hear they are passing legislation to legalize it. So it's not so strange that you wouldn't be behind bars because I hear that several high ranking law enforcers are also baby eaters. And I'm sure that the elderly people were asking for it right?

[garbageblvd]

Well with this government if eating babies is being legalised, then it must be moral and correct, and everyone else is just wrong wrong wrong, no matter how well it works for them or how happy they are.

Of course the elderly were asking for it. As soon as I peeled them off the front of the car, they gave me lip saying things like, "Nah nah nah," and spurting blood all over the nice carpet.

[hammywarpedone]

you haven't read ender's game before? don't speak to me!

[mysticgirl174]

I read Ender's Game in like 7th grade.... that book TOTALLY KICKED ASS! I loved it.. it was awesome!