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these fucking kids, man. they're hilarious.
i asked them what they wanted for lunch and we had mini cucumbers (aka the best shit ever) and i asked them whether they wanted grilled cheese or a sincronizada. ie, put some of the cheese i grated between bread or between tortillas. kind of a misnomer. they picked different things, and i made both. one of the kids said "whoa, you can cook two things at once. how many things do you know how to make?" so cute. we danced in the basement to this really annoying singing christmas tree-shaped muppet thing with a big flappy mouth.
oh, wholesome family fun. what if i just like hanging out with kids because i like the idea of having minions? intendant kira.
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k so the advantage of watching stargate universe late is that you don't have to wait six months to find out whether they're going to leave the guy in the opening credits (who btw is also robert carlyle) on the planet. my partner claims this was excruciatingly long, painful etc. i don't think there is any way in fuck that they're actually going to let him die there. he is not a redshirt. he has ~beef~ with young, and they're going to drag this jerry springer shit on.
do you like twists and turns and grey morality? come on down!
k even if you hate/are indifferent toward stargate universe, i think you should watch this episode:
http://www.megavideo.com/?v=O6PXDNUH
yeah it's a fucking download link, but it got cancelled anyway. don't worry, it has a little world-introducing blurb instead of a theme tune. you shouldn't be too lost. anyway, stargates = wormholes, the ship's name is destiny and it's ancient and they have no idea how it has been running all these years. the first few episodes are about restoring various aspects of the life support system and idk, they're ohhhkay. in one of the ones preceding this one, it recharges by sailing through a fucking star - kind of badass.
this is a planetary hijinks story that shows how dark and edgy ~darker and edgier~ is.
oh and they're not talking about the keno you play at the pub. the kino is the little hovering, levitating camera that films the choppy security footage. hope you didn't mind cloverfield.
also picture me as trollface when you have to see the eli/chloe scenes if you can't stand that sort of thing.