The DS Badfic Challenge: Assignments!!

[mergatrude]

Are you ready to write something really, really wrong? Right, then! Away we go!

The Rules:

You have from now until Monday, September 7th at midnight (Chicago time) to post your story

Comments

[shayheyred]

I think I forgot that making a suggestion for a badfic automatically required me to write one.

::weeps::

[mergatrude]

*cackles manaically*

[etcetera_cat]

This. *dies*

[mizface]

I want to read this SOOOOOO MUCH!!!!

[omphale23]

It's disturbing how many of these prompts I find myself actually wanting to read. As real stories.

IDEK, perhaps my brain is a scarier place than I thought.

[sprat]

No, I'm totally with you. The last badfic challenge was the same -- there were all kinds of appealing ideas there.

[akamine_chan]

Appealing? Or appalling?

[mizface]

yes.

[sprat]

AHAHAHAHA, AWESOME. \o/

[mondschein1]

At your service, madamn. *takes a bow*

[mondschein1]

...and, clearly I have been cursing too much. Silly fingers and their built-in auto-complete.

[innocentsmith]

Note to recipient of my prompt: the OC is a Sue'd-up version of my dog, so for the love of God, don't write anything explicit!

♪ ♪ bow chicka wow-wow ♪ ♪

*muffled whooffling and whining noises from supply closet*

[mizface]

ok, so now my co-worker wants to know why I was laughing uncontrollably.

*wipes tears from eyes*

[innocentsmith]

My work here is done.

...Oh wait, no it's not. I have to write the actual story.

Oh dear.

[alex51324]

Nooooooo! My little girl is not having sex!

[maryavatar]

Muah ha ha ha! I have bad ideas already.

[china_shop]

\o/!!!

[maryavatar]

'The Haunting of Ray's Ass - an Epic Tale of Love, Death and Buttocks'

[china_shop]

*dies of awesome*