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2nd Badfic Challenge, by mizface

Sep 03, 2009 22:22

Title: The Meg Thatcher Chronicles, Chapter 47: The Sultry Super-Spy of Canada meets Bond, James Bond
Author: mizfaceCharacters/pairings: Meg Thatcher, James Bond, Fraser/RayK ( Read more... )

badfic challenge 2

Comments 34

j_s_cavalcante September 4 2009, 03:44:42 UTC

This is brilliantly awful! Beautifully knobby hands! Aston Martins versus GTOs. Must not punch the Rescue Victim! James Bond making lesbians! The red, squishy strings of Meg's unraveled heart's embroidery! HEEEEEEEEEEEE!

I laughed all the way through. This is terrific in its badness. \miz/

mizface September 4 2009, 16:48:48 UTC

Thank you!!! I'm so glad this was funny to someone besides me
*wipes brow in relief*

I think the section with Meg and James talking about making people gay may be my favorite thing I've ever written *is ashamed*

And that last image you referenced is also a favorite, because it's sooo bad.

mergatrude September 4 2009, 04:23:22 UTC

OMG!OMG! This is the best chapter yet! And you know, now I want to sit Meg and James down with a copy of Spy Kids, and maybe Spy Kids 2, though not Spy Kids 3 because that 3-D stuff just ticks me off, and they can see just how they CAN be spies and be married and even have kids and stuff! YAY!

does not mention how Timothy Dalton is the best Bond EVER!

mizface September 4 2009, 16:51:44 UTC

OMG I KNOW!!!!

And HOW DID YOU KNOW THE NEXT PART??? because I was totally gonna have Ben and Ray do that (because you just KNOW Ray loves those movies, except the 3-D because of his eyes are bad).Now I may have to rewrite it. *pouts*

On a more... sane note, thank you so much for reading! And TD was a GREAT Bond, but don't let the evil!AU!mizface that wrote this know I said so.

mergatrude September 7 2009, 00:35:23 UTC

Muahahahaha!

And TD had the BEST manpain of all the Bonds (although I haven't seen Daniel Craig, I admit), even though I have a patriotic duty to love George Lazenby the best because he used to live round the corner from me and I went to school with his niece (who was a stuck up cow).

mizface September 7 2009, 01:46:13 UTC

I haven't seen DC either, even though I'm told he's really really good. TD was just so *interesting* to watch, not as polished looking, with that dangerous edge to him, and such a sharp contrast to Roger Moore.

But my heart still belongs to Pierce, ever since Remington Steele. *happy sigh*

luzula September 4 2009, 08:21:45 UTC

Ahahaha. This is awesomely bad. These are my favorite bits:

“Yes. And now we have to rescue him AND his boyfriend. Because I hurt him so bad that he could no longer love women.” She sighed all sad. “It’s my curse.”

She wanted to run her fingers through his chest hair, it looked so silky and pelt-like, like maybe a mink.

And the worst she could say was no, which would break his heart but not in a gay-making kind of way.

mizface September 4 2009, 16:54:32 UTC

Awsomely bad is JUSt what I was going for, so yay!! So glad you enjoyed?! this. And the whole gay-making idea is maybe my favorite thing ever, I'm sad to say.

THe chest hair thing? This is probably a great example of why I don't write a lot of descriptions, yes?

Thank you for reading!

omphale23 September 4 2009, 15:24:09 UTC

*snickers*

Oh, this is SO AWESOMELY TERRIBLE. &you;

(The bit in the middle! Where the story is too long! *dies*)

mizface September 4 2009, 16:55:32 UTC

Thank you!

That bit in the middle really saved me, because otherwise I might NEVER have stoped writing this fic. For real. It was TOO fun and awful.

brigantine September 4 2009, 15:33:39 UTC

HEEEE!! Terrible, just terrible, and so much fun!

I love the breathless, run-on OMG!AND!THEN! narration.

With Emo!Ray/Benton:

Then will you do me the honor of marrying me and spending all of your days and nights together with me until we die old and wrinkly and happy, Stanley Raymond Kowalski?

Bwahahaha! And yet, it's really kind of adorable. :)

“I’ve left a fair trail of lesbians in my wake, so I know what you mean. Being a spy is hard work.”

Tragic Super-Spy Love, FTW!

And a giant drill. Great interpretation of a most excellent prompt! \o/!

mizface September 4 2009, 17:57:05 UTC

Thank you! That style (and I use the term loosely) of narration is really fun to write. Plus, I have small kids to use as reference, because their stories - all about the run-on.

I'm glad you liked the proposal, and a little scared you found it adorable.

And you quoted my favroite bit - yay!!!

Thank you for all your great comments!