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2nd Bad!fic Challenge, by Shayheyred

Sep 04, 2009 14:29

Title: Triplicomedy!Prompt: A C6D sitcom based on The Patty Duke Show ( Read more... )

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waltzforanight September 4 2009, 20:19:57 UTC

OH MY GOD THIS IS THE GREATEST THING EVER.

I was giggling from the start, but I completely lost it in fits of hilarity at this point:

GUS:
I love men with brooms.

It took me a good two minutes to calm down enough to read the rest. And then I totally lost it when Joe showed up and called Duck a cuntface. OMG. FANDOM.

*EXPLODES INTO HEARTS*

(Edited to use a more appropriate icon. TWO LEOBENS. :D?)

shayheyred September 5 2009, 00:09:09 UTC

And what a great icon it is. Thanks so much for feeding the author!

c_regalis September 4 2009, 20:25:55 UTC

HEE! This is awesome! Thank you!

shayheyred September 5 2009, 00:09:37 UTC

Thank YOU kindly!

petronelle September 4 2009, 20:26:52 UTC

This is utterly brilliant in its madness.

shayheyred September 5 2009, 00:11:17 UTC

brilliant in its madness
I feel like Geoffrey! Thanks so much!

brooklinegirl September 4 2009, 20:29:13 UTC

SHAY. SHAY. SHAY. THERE DO NOT EXIST WORDS TO DESCRIBE THE DEPTH OF LOVE I HAVE FOR YOU OMG. FOR THIS ALONE:

FRASER:
Ray, I didn't know you played -- wonderful! We can start a band! [PAUL GROSS ARMS]

GUS:
I'm in! [PAUL GROSS ARMS]

GEOFFREY:
Me, too! [PAUL GROSS ARMS]

but all of this, ALL OF IT, every last WORD, oh em gee. pure. fucking. utter. GENIUS.

Pardon my asking, but with which one of you Rays did I have penetrative sex last night?

[RAY, LEOBEN AND BILLY RAISE THEIR HANDS. AFTER A MOMENT DUCK DOES TOO]

*dying* *DYING* I. Adore. YOU.

shayheyred September 5 2009, 00:12:18 UTC

If they'd asked me who would point out the penetrative sex line, I would've guessed correctly.

Heehee. Thanks for the adorable comments.

innocentsmith September 4 2009, 20:44:07 UTC

Triplicomedy! is brought to you by Doublemint Gum and Xerox, and by America's newest vacation spot, The DoubleTree Lodge at Three Mile Island. Three Mile Island: making nuclear power fun for everyone!

And right there is where I started alarming my coworkers with my grin.

Leoben on the phone with Starbuck! Everyone is already tired of "All of this has happened before..." I love the Paul Gross Arms, and this response:

BILLY AND RAY:
Freaks.

Because yes. XD And the ponderousness of this:

DUCK:
Ahem. [EVERYONE WAITS FOR WHAT HE HAS TO SAY] Things here…ain't right.

And the end song made my day. OMG.

shayheyred September 5 2009, 00:13:28 UTC

Thanks so much! That end song is what I did at work today instead of, ya know, actually working. Glad it made an impression.