2nd badfic challenge by sprat

[sprat]

Title: The Pain Before The Sunrise
Author: MistycalDawnMountainWoman (Aka sprat)
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski/mysterious presence
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: About 1044
Warnings: CONSENT ISSUES. (Seriously -- this is a silly story, but those who can be triggered may want to heed the warning for reals.) Also: use of second-person narration, overuse of adverbs

Comments

[akite]

What a giggle fest! I needed that today. Thanks!

[sprat]

Yaaaaaaaaaaay, you are welcome! Glad I could help. :D:D:D

[plotbunniofdoom]

Then you have sex with him again, because you are both naked and so why not.

Lol!

Hehe! I really enjoyed this! :D

[sprat]

Thanks!

[wihluta]

Esquimeaux Peoples
*giggles*

And at one point, Diefenbaker comes in and you discover that he's fine, but is hungry, and so you feed him.
LOL

I think I might need brainbleach now... *wanders off*

[sprat]

Hee, thank you! And I'm sorry! *g*

[moosesal]

Why must these aliens be so preoccupied with the sex lives of humans? It's not the first time you have occasion to wonder it, and it won't be the last.
Not the first or last? *dies*

Then you have sex with him again, because you are both naked and so why not.
Well, of course. Why not?

And I was so relieved at the end to learn that Dief is fine, but hungry.

[sprat]

You know how it is with aliens, man. They just don't leave guys like Fraser alone. *g*

Dief!! It is never too late to stick a Dief reference in. *nodsnods*

[mondschein1]

*snort* Okay, so I was worried that I wouldn't have the balls to read the sex scene that would inevitably result from that prompt, but then discovered it was so hilarious that I could. Score for you!!

[sprat]

Yaay! Sprat: making cracky noncon palatable since 2009. \o/