[spooked challenge by Sionnain]

[inathunderstorm]

Title: Spookshow, baby
Author: Sionnain
Fandom: due South
Pairing: Kowalski/Vecchio
Rating: Teen
Word Count: 3714
Summary: Ray comes home from work on Halloween night, and finds Kowalski has made a very bad choice about what to watch on TV.

AN: Written for the "spooked" challenge for ds_flashfiction. Title from the Rob Zombie song of the same name. Thanks to waltzfornight for the

Comments

[mergatrude]

BOOOOOOYS!!!!!!!! So smooshable!

Now you have to write them watching Finding Nemo! *g*

[inathunderstorm]

Thank you!! <3

And haha, I should! That movie makes *me* cry, because I'm a sap, too. Not as much as Lilo and Stitch which makes me BAWL OMG.

[ariastar]

I am sneaking back into the comment thread to arbitrarily tell you that those two movies make me cry more than ANYTHING EVER, OMG.

I think I will make this comment less arbitrary by [a] also saying that you should write them watching Finding Nemo, and [b] pointing out that I had to come back and READ THIS FIC AGAIN BECAUSE I LOVE IT.

[inathunderstorm]

OKAY RIGHT? Seriously I watched Lilo and Stitch one day while home sick. NO NO BAD IDEA ABORT ABORT PUT IN A MST3K STAT. It was seriously--SOB FEST '08 at my house omg.

The other one I can't hardly watch because it makes me sob is actually my favorite Disney movie (and I'm dating myself here) The Fox and the Hound. I JUST. OMG.

...weirdly I now want Disney!AU's in which C6D characters are inserted into the plot. I'm now imagining the Fox and the Hound with Billy and Joe and I don't know what is wrong with my BRAIN, omg.

[cellared]

I am smiling so hard at this. It is adorable.

Oh, Rays.

[inathunderstorm]

Yay!!

I just love them!! Thank you for reading :D

[mizface]

oh how I love this! And I pretty much "ditto" the parts snoopypez quoted, because they are terrific! And add in RayK not renaming porn files, being fool enough to call Fraser, the Pac Man ghost visual, cheerful whining, and RayK being "sluttish and adorable" which really does describe him up quite nicely.

Yay you!!

eta: and a Rob Zombie title!!! I'm seriously considering going to his concert here next month, if I can find the cash

[inathunderstorm]

OMG GO SEE ROB ZOMBIE. Seriously one of the best concerts I ever attended, both times. He's AWESOME. His show is like a spookshow horror Vegas act.

And thank you! I'm so glad you liked it! ::smishes you::

[exbex]

"...nothing said I love you like tiny individually wrapped name-brand candy for which he'd paid full retail price."

classic, not to mention Kowalski bitching to the turtle and not wanting to upset Vecchio with a mobster-themed party. Boys....you're so good to them ;)

[inathunderstorm]

I do kind of love them a lot. ::giggles::

Thank you!!

[mrs_laugh_track]

Oh honey, calling Fraser when things be scary = WORST IDEA. Also HILARIOUS.

And now it is GIANT QUOTE TIME because there is nothing about this:

Thought that wasn't--well, Batman and Robin can't go to that party, they're good guys, they'd have to arrest everybody. So, hey, nevermind. Just bring me some candy on your way home and that'll be good, it'll be on sale at Walgreens by the time you get off work."

Ray had just stared at him, stunned (about the party, not the candy), until he realized Kowalski was basically saying I don't want to take you to a mobster themed party in case it upsets you or gives you a Vegas flashback. Ray didn't really have those anymore, and he was pretty sure a party with a bunch of people in fedoras and fake pearls wasn't going to give him one--did Kowalski really think the modern-day Mafia was still like that?--but he was touched that Kowalski thought of it. Ray loved a lot of things about Kowalski, but that unshakable, unwavering loyalty was definitely at the top of the list.that doesn't make me melt.

[inathunderstorm]

I KNOW DON'T THEY. I JUST LOVE THEM, OKAY.

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