Funny jokes

[dsm_95gsxtacy]

I stole it from Julie who stole it from some1 else =P

A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what's the

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[eveslilangel]

omg thats funny as shit omg omg omg erin is on the floor laughing! shes such a loser! LOL ne ways peace out homie

[unknown_life15]

Lol, read my journal more often, there's a lot more!! haha, they're hilarious!

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[dsm_95gsxtacy]

So a man is at a bar one night and decides to ask this girl out on a date... the woman says yes and 3 months later, they are still dating. One day the man is out and is looking to buy a motorcycle. He finds a harley in amazing condition and decides to buy it off the guy. he man says "Now remember. i always took care of mah baby and I always rub some vasoline on er when it starts to rain so it dont get as wet." the man decided it sounded ok and promised he would. when the man got home his girlfriend told him she wanted to have dinner with her parents that night. The man decides this would be the perfect oppurtunity to show off his bike to her dad! the woman says tho "we have a very odd family tradition and i'll explain it to you later". so when they arrive at the house they knock it off real well with her parents. When they walked in the house though the man realizes that the house is FILLED with dirty dishes! the man asks "whats this all about?!" the girlfriend says "its a joke that started long ago, the first person to talk at the

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[eveslilangel]

wow pul i kinda get it and i kinda dont! i know im having another blonde moment! LOL pe@ce out SweEty!! *muah muah* LOL!

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[dsm_95gsxtacy]

The man thought he was gonna use the vasoline as lube u wanna b blonde brunette!!! =P lol jk luv ya

[xxlilcherryxx]

lmao thats funny... how is it the blonde gets it n the bak haird grl dosent? :-P