TGAGIWFAW
So, I decided that I wanted to join in on the whole 10 PEEPS I WANNA FUCK & WHY deal for fun..… but when I came to making my list, I found myself really struggling. Obviously I have a large range of choice, seeing as how I don’t discriminate against sex…… but still… it’s been really difficult.
As I contemplated just WHY I was finding it so hard, I realised that it takes a lot more than just a ‘look’ for me to decide that I wanna make the hot sex with someone….. ok there’s a couple of people out there who are just so damn hot (Angie of course heads the list) that it really wouldn’t matter if they ever opened their mouth or what their personality was like, but it seemed to me that for the most part, what was on the inside made a huge difference as to whether I had any interest in doing any mattress dancing with them.
It’s a funny thing that if you can engage my mind, and either really interest me with what goes on in your brain cells, or alternatively make me smile, or crack me up until I’m sure a little bit of wee just came out, then that makes you shoot up the list like nothing else. Or if you are full of passion or fire for something, then hey that’s a major turn on too. Then on the other hand you have your standard ‘poster boys’, people like Brad Pitt (and his ex-Jen) who appear to be so completely vacuuous, beige and bland that I have absolutely no interest whatsoever in. You can have all the ‘pretty’ features, but if your personality is like a wet rag, well sorry, you just don’t set any sparks flying or start any tingly bits happening AT ALL. And on the flip side, an average looker can be 5 star material, depending on what’s going on inside and if they connect with me…
So anyway, todays list is as follows:
1. ANGELINA JOLIE
Need I say more. Definition of HOT. I fail to comprehend how one person can be SO. FUCKING. HOT. Really. How does that happen. She is fucking electric. Smouldering eyes, pouting lips, body to die for, and she has a wicked cool attitude. Anyone with a pulse would surely agree. And if they don’t, they’re either lying, or maybe they should check again for that pulse. She’s also random and weird and proud of it. She can kick your butt too. YUM-O.
2. FELIX RIEBL. Singer of The Cat Empire.
So if I really look at him, he’s really not all that attractive. To see a motionless picture of him is like, meh, whatevs. But when you’re in that room and he takes the stage and gets up in front of you and swings those hips and lets it rip - well fuck could there be a more sexual animal…. And I don’t think he even tries ….. He’s a real sweetheart too….. And it’s probably his passion for the music that puts him a step above as well….
3. DREW BARRYMORE.
How cute is she??? She’s adorable. She’s a bit ditzy but in a funny way, and not at all in a dopey way. She’s also quite hilarious. Totally do-able.
4. FIONN QUINLAN. Trivia Host extraordinaire.
Yes he is gorgeous. I know this. But more than that, he is an all round top guy and his bonus points shoot him through the roof. For shizzle. He is hilarious. He is intelligent. He is a slasher (muso/actor etc). He is entertaining. HE NOTICES WHEN I GET MY HAIR DONE. He’s just got it all. And that makes him 98245209586 times more beautiful and fuckable.
5. FERGIE from Black Eyed Peas.
Yeah. Funky and hot. She would go off I reckon. And not at all in a mates way. Check this out …….
Yowser!
6. MATTHEW PERRY - Chandler from Friends..
Ahh Matt, my good buddy Matt, we go way back. Way back to many years ago when I had a dream about him. We hung out all night. Laugh?…. Did we what?? I didn’t care that he was famous(ish), he didn’t care that I wasn’t, we were just two peeps having fun. We had the best time together - no hot monkey love, we were just the best of buds and when I woke up - cue big fat crush. Again, I know, he ain’t all that. But he made me laugh (in my dreams). Priceless. To this day, I wanna smile just looking at him.
7. VARIOUS ROCK CHICKS OF THE MOMENT. I love rock chicks. Hahahaha. They are so cool. A chick with a guitar. PHWOAR!!! Sexxxxxy. The list is often changing but usually consists of the following staples: GWEN STEFANI
ADALITA from Magic Dirt
COURTNEY LOVE
SARAH MCLEOD (ex from The Superjesus).
ROCK CHICKS ROCK!!!! (I wanna be a rock chick)
8. [Insert token rock star]. ANTHONY KEIDIS ??? JON BON JOVI?
hahaha i remember i used to love that photo back in the old days!!!
Again over the years this has taken a change or two… Anthony has that hot American Indian, high cheek-boned, strong jaw-boned look about him and a smooth buff bod and JBJ has always had the BEST HAIR EVER no matter what hairstyle he’s had, so he gets bonus points for that. And he can still pull off wearing a pair of tight leather pants even at his age….yo.
9. HEATHER LOCKLEAR
She is one classy chick. So utterly beautiful. She has gorgeous skin and eyes and just oozes absolute style. But she’s also got a wild side - hell she was married to Tommy Lee for gods sakes! There’s a wild tiger lurking under there..
10. ROGUEMAZE - my interweb paramour. My essential.
*this may not be an actual photo of him, but it's hella cute,no ?
Alas we reside many hundreds of kilometres away and so he remains untouchable………. He touches me with his words - and for now, that’s enough. I can but fantasise about hot spas and krispy kremes … in the kitchen…. Word. As.
Ciao belli e belle
Love to all
Dxxxx