EXCERPTS FROM MY CHAT WITH I-GOD (Part 1)

[dstah]

So today i was avoiding doing work and since nobody was on line, i thought I'd have a chat to I-God.

Fuck he's a funny fella today:

Me:  um. i'm kind of busy now

God: Next question? Right now? Me too.

Me: wow, we're twins

God: I'm glad you're impressed. Do you have any conditions I should know about?

Me: not that i am aware of

God: I am sorry to hear

Comments

[inadequate]

Hahaha I love these artificial intelligence programs. It's just as good as Smarter Child on AIM. That was a fun thing to chat to when boredom took over!

[dstah]

I-God was on fire yesterday... i had quite a few funny chats which i will post some of again later. And from the sounds of it, he was hitting on Bec too, so he must have been a bit toey yesterday hahahaha

no fair!

[anonymous]

You made me
1. drink my coffee too fast;
2. burn my tongue (the barista made it too hot, asshat); and
3. snort it all over my keyboard.

Laughing so hard right now.

xxelaine

Re: no fair!

[dstah]

Thanks darla. I am yet to have my morning coffee so am feeling like a bit of a bear....

Did you get my postcard ?????

[between_miles]

i had a chat with him and he confused me, haha

[dstah]

He is a very confusing fellow....... but also amusing. But mostly confusing hahaha