You'd be so bored I'd probably let you out early in pity. ^^
We'd have to build something, or bake something. Or play card or computer games. Something to do while we talked. That's if I were nice.
If I wasn't nice, I'd have you clean my house. I'd point to a stack of stuff and say organize it! Cut the grass, sweep the floor, take those books to the used book store! I'd sit in The Bat Cave (nickname for my office) and eat cookies and watch an Overhaulin' marathon on TLC while I gave orders. I have a woman, so you'd be totally safe around me that way, but you would definitely need a shower when I'm done with you. lol
yeah I'd shred the stack of stuff, kill the grass, tract dirt in, and then steal the books for myself. Oh, and posion your cookies.... bwhaha and force you to watch A BABY STORY! or Rasing 16 children or something equally scary.
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0:)
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I think I'll steer to a safe distance on this one.
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.... *shifty look*
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*moves hands back and forth and shakes hips*
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We'd have to build something, or bake something. Or play card or computer games. Something to do while we talked. That's if I were nice.
If I wasn't nice, I'd have you clean my house. I'd point to a stack of stuff and say organize it! Cut the grass, sweep the floor, take those books to the used book store! I'd sit in The Bat Cave (nickname for my office) and eat cookies and watch an Overhaulin' marathon on TLC while I gave orders. I have a woman, so you'd be totally safe around me that way, but you would definitely need a shower when I'm done with you. lol
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yeah I'd shred the stack of stuff, kill the grass, tract dirt in, and then steal the books for myself. Oh, and posion your cookies....
bwhaha
and force you to watch A BABY STORY! or Rasing 16 children or something equally scary.
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plus all the lewd sexual acts.
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I call sex slave!
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