Vid: "Snakes on a Plane"
Artist: Cobra Starship
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Harry/Awesomeness? (Oh who am I kidding...Harry/Voldemort.) Harry has *had* it with the motherfuckin' snakes on his motherfuckin' plane broom!
Spoilers: First four movies.
Downloads:
51.9 MB (848 x 480) XviD (The Big Shiny One), or
20 MB (352 x 200) WMV (The Small One)
Xvid codec is
here. Or you can download the VLC player
here.
Lyrics
Cobra Starship - "Snakes On A Plane"
THAT'S IT, I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHER FUCKIN' SNAKES,
ON THIS MOTHER FUCKIN' PLANE !
Times are strange
We've got a free upgrade for snakes on a plane
Fuck 'em I don't care
Pop the cheap champagne, we're goin' down in flames
hey !
Oh, I'm ready for it, come on bring it!
Oh, I'm ready for it, come on bring it!
Oh, I'm ready for it, come on bring it!
Oh, I'm ready for it, come on bring it!
So kiss me goodbye
Honey I'm gonna make it out alive
So kiss me goodbye
I can see the venom in their eyes.
Goodbye..
Ha ha!
It's time to fly
Tonight the sky's alive
With lizards serpentine
Lounging in their suits and ties
Watch the whores parade, for the price of fame.
hey!
Oh, I'm ready for it, come on bring it!
Oh, I'm ready for it, come on bring it!
Oh, I'm ready for it, come on bring it!
Oh, I'm ready for it, come on bring it!
So kiss me goodbye
Honey I'm gonna make it out alive
So kiss me goodbye
I can see the venom in their eyes.
So kiss me goodbye
Honey I'm gonna make it out alive
So kiss me goodbye
I can see the venom in their eyes.
Goodbye..
Ladies and gentlemen,
Snakes is slitherin'
With dollar signs in their eyes
With tongues so reptilian
This industry's venomous
With cold-blooded sentiment
No need for nervousness
It's just a little turbulence
So kiss me goodbye
Honey I'm gonna make it out alive
So kiss me goodbye
I can see the venom in their eyes.
So kiss me goodbye
Honey I'm gonna make it out alive
So kiss me goodbye
I can see the venom in their eyes.
Goodbye..
Oh, I'm ready for it, come on bring it!
Oh, I'm ready for it, come on bring it!
Oh, I'm ready for it, come on bring it!
Oh, I'm ready for it, come on bring it!
"We seem to be losing altitude at an alarming pace,
from mid-town to downtown...snakes on the block (snakes on a blog),
I suggest you grab your ankles,
And kiss your ass goodbye.. "
Notes
Snakes! Harry! Voldemort being way way hotter than he has any right to be!
I think I had to listen to this song exactly one and a half times before I cracked up and shouted, "This is all about Harry Potter!" to no one in particular. And since none of you were there when I did that, I had to make this to show you what I meant. ;D
Huge beta thanks to
elynross for making me make the end of this vid so much better than I thought I had the energy for. ;}